Jonga igqabi kwi-st. patrick

Musa ukuzama ukusela kusasa ukuba ifani yakho ayikho McConah! Uya kuhamba uPatrick uPatrick, kwaye uya kuba uxoka. Hayi, hayi, senza yonke into ngolungelelwano.

1. Ngaphandle kokuvuka, vula i-dubliners. Kwaye kubhetele ngokuhlwa, isakhelo sengoma masihambe naye nabani na ongaziwa ngaphesheya kwemida yonke kwaye anxibe iwotshi yealam. Musa ukwenza impazamo kwaye musa ukubeka umculo odidi Irish, ingakumbi ngohadi! Njengewotshi yealam - ayisebenzi ngokuqinisekileyo, amaphupha kuphela amnandi kakhulu ukubonisa.

2. Xelela bonke intanethi, Erin GO BRAGH! Akukho mntu ukhumbula ukuba le nto, kodwa wonke umntu uza kuphendula ucocekile eluhlaza.

3. Unxibe, uqinisekile ukuba unento eluhlaza. Yaye khumbula - mhlawumbi phambi eluhlaza kuya kufuneka ukuba ubonise. Ukuze kusiwe, lowo Camelota, ngezaphetha phezu iikawusi, lowo Kilt, kodwa eluhlaza ukuba ibe bani ngaye.

4. Ukuba kukho i-pendant ngekhonkrine ye-picoad-ngokugqibeleleyo, yifake, imini ifikile.

5. Uluhlu kwindawo sentsomi indlela Patrick oyiNgcwele phezu kwintsimi cala wadibana indlela ezilithoba-Kitzune, kunye nendlela Taper futhi olukhohlisayo kwi nomama bahlala kule ntsimi cala, kunye ezibomvu kunye enomtsalane e Pope Fox Patriyevna.

6. Khumbula-ishafti entle enomtsalane mayibe yimigca emine.

7. Ukuma kwindawo yokumisa ibhasi, imilenze yokudanisa kunye noncumo. Sinethamsanqa-nceda kwi-flashmob.

8. Uphilile nabani na ezintathu dieta-Green, mhlophe kunye neorenji, kwaye uzama omnye komnye, sula kwijacket ukusuka phezulu

9. Fumana Goglmaps e Glintsk. Zikhethele amaphephadonga kwi-desktop. Apho uqhagamshelo lwedolophu, bahlala kwiphephadonga eliqinileyo leDesikaps.

10. Emini, kuyimfuneko ukwanga umntu obomvu.

11. Emsebenzini, wonke umntu uxela ukuba "i-kilkekeni" ipholile "ubugebenga".

12. Xoxa nomntu "Anuuna", i-Schinaida O'Connor, Bono, Garlerriz, Chris de Burg, kodwa kukho abantu bokwenene abamamela uSean McGowan. Kwaye oku akuyiyo kuphela i-pusks yaseSiberian.

13. UNGADLISI NOKUGQIBELA! Nokuba i-cider ayimfuneko! Kwaye i-baylis ayidingi ikofu. Kunye nesidlo sasemini, kufuneka utye iqhekeza eline-cream eqhotyoshelweyo. Yintoni esinqeni elungileyo apho, ngaba uyazi ukuba Rile odla calories?

14. Vula kwiphepha elingaqhelekanga "I-poms yeFinnegan" kwaye ufunde amaphepha ali-15. Ngoku ungasela nokusela. Kancinci.

15. UKUGCINWA KWE-LORPAUn ebomvu ebomvu kwaye unqwenela wonke umntu ukuba afihle apho afihla khona imbiza.

16. xuba i-SACRUSS ngegama likaPatrice ngaphambi kokuba umntu otshoyo uPaight-Patrick akakhange athathelwe ingqalelo kabuhlungu, ayisiyongxaki kwaye engakhange ibonwe.

17. Ukuthatha abantwana kwiKindergarten, khupha wonke umntu kwisilinda esikhulu eluhlaza.

18. Thenga abantwana incwadi ethi "Ijuba layaleka", malunga nokuba abantwana baseRisish babaleka njani kwiBritane kunye namaMelika kunyoka wakhe. Wabaleka!

19. Ukuba uya kwinkampani enenkampani, kodwa njengabe njalo, akukho sinxiba, akukho nto, thenga kwi-Stackst Gcina itawuli eluhlaza ebhaliweyo "IRA". Bayakwazi swing, kunokwenzeka ukuba uhlomele emqolo, uya sele kuba amaqela kuqhutywa oku kuvezwa.

20. Khetha into oza kuyibona: Unokuthi "Iingcwele ezivela kwi-bindoka" Ukuba uyathanda iimovie, udubule ngokukodwa ukuhanjiswa kwe-goblin.

21. okanye "ububi" ukuba ujongeka nabantwana abancinci. Umntu wokugqibela omdala inokubonakala ndagqobhoza kancinane (kwaye licebo Romeo and Juliet nathi, njengokuba - nangayiphi na indlela, uyiqhelile), kodwa kukho leprechauns omuhle, kwaye Goldberg izakuvela kufutshane ekupheleni. Kwaye ndicinga ukuba idlala, kwi movie malunga iintsomi Irish.

22. Kwaye unokubona uMichael Fletyley wabonisa "inkosi yomdaniso", kuya kubakho kubo ukuba abantu banokwenza imilenze enye.

23 okanye i-cartoon "ye-cuoon", ngokusekelwe kwincwadi esele ikho.

24. Ngomhla isidlo Natushi iitapile kunye imifuno roaster inkulu. Iitapile, ukuba i-kosher kakhulu, kufuneka ibe incinci kwaye inxibe iyunifomu. Unokuyifaka nomsila boutophy ibuzi.

25. Ukuya nesakhelo kweli ziko, kufuneka ukuba athi "Jameson" okanye "Tillamore Dew". I-Atiti Martin, Johnny Happy kunye neJack Denals - hayi namhlanje. Ewe, ukuba awuyibiza kakhulu kwezona ntlobo ziphambili ze-mogon, kuya kufuneka uqhekeze nejusi yeapile. Umyinge ukhetha ukhetho lwakho.

26. Ngalo lonke ixesha, amakhwenkwe aneenwele ezifungeni ezinqwenelekayo aya kudluliselwa, ukuxelela nabani na ukuba "uPodankan nyhatha owenzele i-Irish, uvavanyiwe kwaye waziswa kwi-Scotland. Kwaye loo minyaka iwaka ayiziqondi iziqhulo. Ngendlela, iyinyani.

27. Fumana i-pub kunye nomculo ophilayo. Ngendlela, baya kuyiqonda ngoko nangoko ukuba kutheni i-Irish Dances idanisa kuphela ngemilenze yazo. Ngaba wakha yangqungqa kwi esiporweni kwiyure rush?

28. Uya ekhaya, ndicule kakhulu "ndisekukhupheleni, ngoku ndiza kuwa, iparade ye-st. Patrick yenzeka kube kanye ngonyaka !!!"

29. Kuya kufuneka ube nebhiya-kusasa.

30 Kodwa ngoku ungamamela uhadi.

Itekisi yombhali: I-Aya mikeev