Do not try to drink in the morning if your surname is not McConah! Holy Patrick will go, and you will be lying. No, no, we do everything in order.
1. Without getting up, turn on dubliners. And even better from the evening, a frame of the song Let Me Go from anyone who is not famous for Across The Borders and put on the alarm clock. Do not make a mistake and do not put classic Irish music, especially with the harp! As an alarm clock - absolutely useless thing, only dreams are more pleasant to show.
2. Tell everyone who online, ERIN GO BRAGH! No one remembers that this means, but everyone will answer the green trilister.
3. Dressed, you are convinced that you have something green. And remember - perhaps the presence of the green will have to prove. To whom the handkerchiefs, to whom Camelota, whom the bows on the stockings, to whom Kilt, but green should be.
4. If there is a pendant with a ring of the condage - perfectly, put it on, the day has come.
5. List in a fairy tale on how Holy Patrick on the neutral territory met with nine-way Kitzune, and how the taper and tricky in mom remained on this neutral territory, and a redhead and charming in Pope Fox Patriyevna.
6. Remember - a good shaded shaft must be four-lines.
7. Standing at the bus stop, dancing legs and smile. We are lucky - please in Flashmob.
8. Alive Anyone Three Dieta Charfi - Green, White and Orange, and Trying them to each other along, wipe on a jacket from above
9. Find Goglmaps in Glintsk. Choose yourself wallpapers for the desktop. There all the County Connection is, they live in solid wallpaper for desktops.
10. During the day, it is necessary to kiss someone red.
11. At work, everyone tells that "Kilkenni" is cooler "Guinness".
12. Discuss with someone that "Anuna", Schinaida O'Connor, Bono, Gary Moore, Cranberriz, Chris de Burg, Clannad and Dolores O'Reorordan excellent performers, but there are real living people who listen to Sean McGowan. And this is not only Siberian punks.
13. Do not drink to lunch! Even the cider is not necessary! And Baylis do not need coffee. And for lunch, you must eat a bunch with whipped cream. What a good waist there, do you know how Rile is eating calories?
14. Open on a random page "Poms for Finnegan" and read 15 pages. Now you can drink and drink. A little bit.
15. Supply of a drunken red leprechaun and wish everyone to find where he hid a pot.
16. Mix the sacraticles with the name of Patrice before each who declares that Saint-Patrick is not considered patriotically, it is not ruling and not fastened.
17. Taking children from kindergarten, issue everyone to a large green cylinder.
18. Buy children a book "Pigeons flew away", about how Irish children ran away from the British and Americans to her grandmother. And ran away!
19. If you are going to a parade with a company, but as always, there is no costume, there is nothing, buy in the cheapest store a stack of green towels with the inscription "IRA". They can swing, it is possible to attach on the back, you will already be parties to the parade.
20. Choose what to see: You can "saints from Bundoka" if you love movies, specially shot for goblin transfers.
21. Or "Fay Country" if you look with young children. The last adult person may seem slightly bored (and the plot of Romeo and Juliet us, as - in any way, is familiar), but there are such excellent leprechauns, and the Goldberg will appear closer to the end. And think that she plays, in the movie about the Irish folk tales.
22. And you can see the Michael Fletyley show "The Lord of the Dance", there will be shown to you that people can do one legs.
23. Or cartoon "Mystery Kells", based on a really existing book.
24. On dinner Natushi potatoes with vegetables in the biggest roaster. Potatoes, if very kosher, should be small and in uniform. You can put a boutophy rat tail.
25. Going to the rack in the institution, you need to say "Jameson" or "Tillamore Dew". Asti Martin, Johnny Walk and Jack Deniels - not today. Well, if you are generally not very expensive to the most expensive varieties of mogon, it is quite to dilute with apple juice. The ratio is on your choice.
26. Every time, hairy boys in the checkered skirts will be passed by, telling anyone that "Volyanka actually invented Irish, tested and presented to the Scottish. And those for a thousand years have not understood the jokes. " By the way, it is true.
27. Find a pub with live music. By the way, they will immediately understand why Irish dances dance only with their legs. Have you ever danced in the tram in the rush hour?
28. Going home, Singing Loudly "I'm already tenting, now I'll fall, the parade of St. Patrick happens once a year !!!"
