Tarisa mashizha pane St. Patrick

Usaedze kunwa mangwanani kana yako surname isiri iyo Mconah! Mutsvene Patrick achaenda, uye uchave wakarara. Kwete, kwete, tinoita zvese zvakarongeka.

1. Pasina kusimuka, vhura maDubliners. Uye zviri nani kubva manheru, chimiro cherwiyo ngandibvume kubva kune chero munhu asina mukurumbira pamusoro pemiganhu uye akaisa alarm wachi. Usaite chikanganiso uye usaisa classic mimhanzi yeIrish, kunyanya nembira! Senge wachi ye alarm - zvachose isingabatsiri chinhu, zviroto chete zvinofadza kuratidza.

2. Udza munhu wese ainonhuwira, Erin anoenda Bragh! Hapana anoyeuka kuti izvi zvinoreva, asi munhu wese achapindura iyo green trilister.

3. Kupfekedzwa, iwe une chokwadi chekuti une chimwe chinhu chakasvibirira. Uye yeuka - zvimwe kuvapo kwegirini kuchafanira kuratidza. Iye uta hwaamai pamusoro paakange hwaro hwaBhoreya, hwaaniko

4. Kana paine pendant ine rin'i yemisungo - zvakakwana, chiise mberi, zuva rasvika.

5. Nyora mune caley thafiti pane iyo tsvene patrick mundima yenhengo dzisingarerekera nePeturu, uye kuti munyengeri uye hunyengeri hwakagara sei?

6. Yeuka - yakanaka yakavezwa shaft inofanira kunge iri mana mitsara.

7. Kumira pakamira bhazi, makumbo anotamba uye kunyemwerera. Tine rombo rakanaka - ndapota mune flashmob.

8. Mupenyu chero munhu matatu dieta Charfi - girini, chena uye orenji, uye achiedza kune mumwe nemumwe pamwe chete, pukuta pajekete kubva kumusoro

9. Tsvaga goglmaps muGlintsk. Sarudza iwe pachako Wallpapers for the desktop. Iko kune ese kanzuru kanzuru ndeye, ivo vanogara muSolid Wallpaper yeDesktops.

10. Pakati pezuva, zvinodikanwa kutsvoda munhu mutsvuku.

11. Pabasa, munhu wese anoudza izvozvo "Kilkenni" anotonhorera "muenzi".

12. Kukurukura nemumwe munhu kuti "anauna", Schinida O'Rander, Cranberriz, Cranberriz Uye izvi hazvisi chete Siberia punks.

13. Usanwa kudya kwemasikati! Kunyangwe iyo cider haina kudikanwa! Uye Baylis haadi kofi. Uye yekudya kwemasikati, iwe unofanirwa kudya boka rine kirimu rakaputirwa. Chiuno chakanakisa ipapo, iwe unoziva kuti rile iri kudya macorori?

14. Vhura pane imwe peji peji "poms for finnegan" uye kuverenga mapeji gumi nemashanu. Zvino iwe unogona kunwa uye kunwa. Zvishomanana.

15. Svina lepken tsvuku leprechaun uye ishuvo munhu wese kuti awane phari.

16. Sanganisa izvo zvigadziro nezita rePatrice pamberi peumwe neumwe uyo anozivisa kuti Saint-patrick haatarwi mucherechedzo, haasi kutonga uye asina kusungirirwa.

17. Kutora vana kubva kune kindergarten, buritsa munhu wese kune yakakura green cylinder.

18. Tenga vana bhuku rekuti "njiva dzichibhururuka", nezvekuti vana veIrish vakatiza sei kubva kuBritish nevaAmerican kuna ambuya vake. Ndokutiza!

19. Kana iwe uchienda parade nekambani, asi senguva dzose, hapana kana chipfeko, hapana chinhu, kutenga muchitoro chakachipa chechitoro chegirini tauro negwaro rekuti "IRA". Ivo vanogona kutsvaira, zvinokwanisika kubatirira kumashure, iwe unotova mapato kune parade.

20. Sarudza zvekuona: Unogona "Vasande vanobva Bunduka" Kana iwe uchida mafirimu, kunyanya kupfurwa kuGoblin kushandurwa.

21. Kana "Fay Nyika" Kana iwe uchitarisa nevana vadiki. Munhu mukuru wekupedzisira anogona kuita kunge akasungwa zvishoma (uye zano re romeo uye rinotiza, se - munzira ipi neipi, asi kune leprechauns yakanakisa, uye iyo Goldberg yakadai icharatidzika kunge iri pedyo kusvika kumagumo. Uye funga kuti anotamba, mumuvhi pamusoro peiyo yeIrish mhenderekedzo yeIrish.

22. Uye iwe unogona kuona Mikaeri achibhururuka achiratidza "Ishe wekutamba", pachave nechinoratidzwa kwauri kuti vanhu vanogona kuita makumbo mamwe.

23. Kana katuni "zvakavanzika kell", zvichibva pabhuku riripo riripo.

24. Pakudya neNatushi mbatatisi nemiriwo mune hombe hombe. Mbatatisi, kana yakanyanya kosher, inofanira kunge iri diki uye yunifomu. Iwe unogona kuisa boutophy rat muswe.

25. Kuenda kune rack iri mudiri, iwe unofanirwa kuti "Jamonon" kana "Tillaore dow". ASTI Martin, Johnny Walk naJack Didiels - kwete nhasi. Zvakanaka, kana iwe usiri kudhura zvakanyanya kumhando dzakanyanya dzinodhura dzeMogon, iri kunyatsoita neapuro muto. Ratio iri pane yako sarudzo.

26. Nguva dzese, vakomana vevhu mumakomo eckered vachapfuura, vachiudza chero munhu kuti "Volyanka akanyatsogadzira maIrish, akaedzwa uye akauya kune Scottish. Uye avo vemakore chiuru havana kunzwisisa majee. " Nenzira, ichokwadi.

27. Tsvaga pub ine mimhanzi mhenyu. Nenzira, ivo vanokurumidza kunzwisisa kuti nei michina yekutamba ichitamba nemakumbo avo. Wakambotamba here muchitokisi muiyo yekumhanya?

28. Kuenda kumba, kuimba zvinonzwika "Ini ndatova tende, ikozvino ndichawira, iyo parade ye st. patrick inoitika kamwe chete pagore !!!"

29. Iwe unofanirwa kuve nedoro - mangwanani.

30. Asi zvino unogona kuteerera rudimbwa.

Vanyori Rugwaro: Asya Mikheev