Hazvigone kutaurwa kuti mazana emakore ekuvapo kwacho, vamwe vasikana havana kuzadzisa kuve nenguruve dzekusanzwisisika, ivo vakatanga zvakare, ivo vakazvikanda zvakare), asi iyo chaiyo catharsis yakaenzana kure kure. Izvi zvinonyanya kunaka pamahofisi ehofisi. Usatenda? Tarisa:
1. Hapana munhu uye haambofonera basa remurume ane izwi rinogumbura "kuzviziva." Kunyangwe murume uyu ivhu remahara, achitora burashi mumaoko ake kamwe pagore, musi waMay 15, achiri kushanda. Zvichakadaro, sainzi inoziva kuti vakadzi vasingaverengeki vanozvisarudzira, kusanganisira pipi feesmen, maneja ekutengesa uye vatungamiriri vezvakarukwa zvekadhiboard.
2. Usaunza Ishe kana mukadzi wacho akashanda kunze kwemba uye anoreva nezve "FreeLancer." Zvakatonyanya kupfuura "kuzviziva". Mamirioni akaipisisa.
3.Kana murume aine makore makumi maviri nemashanu anova musoro weDhipatimendi reNdasitiri, saka akangwara uye achivimbisa. Kana mukadzi ane makore makumi maviri nemashanu anova musoro weindasitiri yechiedza, ipapo iye kana mwanasikana wemusoro wendama rinorema kana nyanzvi pamuromo wekubhururuka pamichero michero.
4. Hapana chimiro chichaudza murume: "Tine hurombo, tinoda munhu webasa risingaperi, ko kana ukaroora?"
Mushure mekuvanzika nemhemberero pamakambani emakambani, mwero wevanhu anowedzera, nepo glavbukhuush yakamirira vhiki rakasviba, iro rinoshandiswa pakugadzira kwemunhu akakodzera kuMuvhuro. Mumeso ichi, zvisinei, hapana mumwe munhu anotenda.
6. Hapana munhu akamirira murume kuti achadhonzera muhofisi yemakotamba uye vese vanodya.
7. Hapana munhu ari kuedza kutaura nemurume anoshanda. Kunyangwe kana akaomeswa spire mune "sapper".
8. Kune vaviri vakatsamwira rwendo rwebhizinesi kuenda kuNyika, murume achangodaro akaenda, nekuti ichashanda, uye kwete kuenda kunotenga. Ehe, hongu, hongu.
9. Kunyemwerera kwevanhurume kwakanyadziswa mushure mekunonoka kwewadhi muhofisi kunobvisa mibvunzo yese, mukadzi - anovapa chete.
10. Chikwata chechirume hachizombofi chinonzi chinonzi nyoka, kunyangwe kana muchetura wevakomana ava zvinogona kupisa callils.
11.Murume mutsva otomatiki anowana vashandi vese. Mukadzi mutsva wevashandi haatauri, nekuti vakadzi vakuru havachazvidzikunai.
12. Kana murume achida kusiya basa, anozoda. Uye kana mukadzi achida kusiya basa, saka "zvakanaka, zvakare."
13. Chirume usapa zvidiki zvidiki. Huye, nekuti neimwe nzira kusimuka kunopa munhu zvechokwadi kufonera uye kuraira imwe tikiti.
14. Fat Boss - Smart. Mukuru wemafuta akangwara, asi zvakadaro mafuta.
15. Iye murume akarara kubasa murombo. Mukadzi akawira pabasa - ngano, kwete kusimbiswa mumusango.
16. Mushure mebasa, murume anofanira kuzorora, nekuti akura uye ane kodzero yakakodzera yeSofa, terevhizheni yeTV uye inotonhorera paranoia yechiteshi chekutanga. Mukadziwo anewo kodzero dzine musoro. Pamachirisa vacuum vakachenesa, muchina wekuwachisa, ndiro mushure mekudya kwemanheru mukunyura uye, kutaura zvazviri, kudya kwemanheru pachako. Nekuti Ingineuschina uye kusaenzana.
17. Varume havana midziyo yakaoma, kana nekuda kwebasa rayo, anotungamira mwana mu zoo chete kamwe chete nguva. Pane kusapindirana, kune kunyange kudada. Ndakaderedza zvakafanana. Autumn. Uye pano mukati
18. Kana murume achigambira mumwe mukadzi, iye ipapo anofanira kufara. Kana mukadzi akatambira murume mumwe, anofanira kunetseka kuti achava akaomerwa.
19. Varume - Svondo. Vakadzi - Bazaar, Manicure, Kuchenesa Kuchenesa, Vhudzi, Ndiro, Ropa, "Tafura," Tafura Yakawanda pa8 "pamwe chete nemwana uye murume
. 20. Zvakanaka, enzanisa: a) Unoziva here kuti Vasilvere anorara nemunyori wake? - Ini ndinondirega nhau, ndakakurirwa. b) Unoziva here kuti vasilyva vakarara nemunyori wake? - Imba !!!