It cannot be said that for the hundreds of years of its existence, feminism completely did not achieve success - some girls even ceased to shave the armpits to unintellite the sullen chauvinistic pigs (then they began again, then they threw them again), but to the real catharsis equal far away. This is especially good in office offices. Do not believe? Check:
1. Nobody and never calls the work of a man with an offensive word "self-realization." Even if this man is a free artist, taking a brush in his hands once a year, on May 15, he still works. Meanwhile, science knows countless self-realized women, including candy feesmen, sales managers and general directors of cardboard factories.
2. Do not bring the Lord if the woman works out of the house and refers to the "freelancer." It is even worse than "self-realization". Million times worse.
3. If a man in 25 years old becomes the head of the lighting industry department, then he is smart and very promising. If a woman in 25 years old becomes the head of the lighting industry, then she or a daughter of the head of the heavy industry or an expert on the mouth of knitting knots on cherry fruits.
4. No framework will tell a man: "Sorry, we need a person for a permanent job, what if you marry?"
5. After privacy with the headsman on the corporate, men's rates increase, while Glavbukhush is waiting for a gloomy weekend, which will be spent on the inventing of a suitable person to Monday. In this face, however, no one else will believe.
6. Nobody is waiting for a man that he will drag into the office of the cutlets and all feed.
7. Nobody is trying to chat with a working man. Even if he is concentrated spire in the "sapper".
8. Of the two angry on a business trip to the States, the man will most likely go, because it will work, and not to go shopping. Yes, yes, of course.
9. An embarrassed men's smile After a clock late in the office removes all the questions, female - only adds them.
10. The male team will never be called serpentarium, even if the poison of these guys can burn ceiling overlaps.
11. A new man automatically indulges all employees. A new woman employees do not indulge, because old women will eat them.
12. If a man needs to leave work, then he needs. And if a woman needs to leave work, then "Well, again."
13. Male do not give small orders. Well, because somehow awkwardly offer to a truly man to call and order some ticket.
14. Fat boss - smart. The fat boss is smart, but still fat.
15. The man who fell asleep at work is poor. Woman who fell at work - a myth, not having confirmation in wildlife.
16. After work, a man must relax, because he has grown and has the rightful right to the sofa, the television of the TV and the cozy paranoia of the first channel. The woman also has legitimate rights. On the vacuum cleaner, the washing machine, dishes after dinner in the sink and, in fact, dinner itself. Because ingenuschina and unevenness.
17. Men have no inferiority complex, if because of its employment, he leads a child in the zoo only once a season. On the contrary, there is even pride. I reduced the same. Autumn. And here in May yet.
18. If a man earns more wife, then she should be happy. If a woman earns more husband, she must worry that he will have complexes.
19. Men - Sunday. Women - Bazaar, Manicure, Dry Cleaning, Hairdresser, Dishes, Repair, "Multiplication Table on 8" Together with a Child and a man
. 20. Well, compare: a) Do you know that Vasilyev sleeps with his secretary? - I also give me news, stepriered. b) Do you know that Vasilyeva is sleeping with his secretary? - HOUSE !!!