Well, dear parents? It is time of plague confessions. In vain, we are tolerated all these stages of development of a full-fledged human personality from the teaching "tug-bearer"? It is not even in vain, but in order to make a million crazy, fun and strange things, here, please read the list.
In the car, the mountains of Gregory Leps, which was locked in the storage room
Houses pump dance skills
Commander "Fub" Much sooner, just because you want to do your affairs
Wanted in social networks of parents of children with whom your children are friends
But with personal communication after the acquaintance, you will definitely forget the name of one of them.
Throw away or hiding especially spelling and annoying toy
Sometimes your parent attention resembles a parody of "King Lion"
Use the presence of a child as an excuse. For everything
Show your child your favorite movie when he is not redora
Tack of cookies and sweets from any receptions to treat your child later
From fatigue sometimes close the eyes to the fact that the child feeds chips and other nonsense
Let the child pick up on your phone to get at least 10 minutes of calm
Punch - also not a problem, you can always dump a child
Say the baby that the toy store is closed, even when it is actually open
But sometimes you buy him the most stupid toy in the world. Just because, that's why!
On the night, tell your insight version of the fairy tale with alternative plot lines and an unexpected end
Make the most moronic home photos in the world, which are intended only for intrasday viewing
Donate for children any harmful carbohydrate food that they leave in plates when they fall to bed
Compose on the go and sing meaningless songs and river while brush your teeth, in the toilet, in the shower, while you dress up or refuel the bed
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