"Game of Thrones". Guys, you zadolbali!

Anonim

Someone came in Spring, the dandelions bloomed, the seedlings shied. Some came Easter, others have come the day of cosmonautics. And in our frithgrant there was a new season "Games of Thrones".

Tyrion team

Tyr.
Tyrion is the best! And in the test you turned out Tyrion. And 10 brilliant quotes from Tyrion. He is the best lover, a warlord and monarch and, probably, get married to Deineris at the end, fucking dragon and break the wall on cocktails, who knows. In fact, he is simply the personification of the beaten stamp "on the face is terrible, extremely spiritually rich inside." Considering how pleasured and inadequate all the other heroes are inadequate, it's not difficult for intelligent.

Caps for arun

ARYA.
Another walking pattern is a pretty cleaner Arya. Little but sweep. It seems you did not kill anyone, but the list of names for a repetition before going to a dream sometimes you want. And the devotees, a little bit of mysterious, adult killer at hand, to give you too. Or a huge bearded adult ... Well, also a killer. In general, so that you told, and the man did. Normal dream, but very nursery.

"Babes, they killed Stark!"

Stark.
In the first season. In the first! Three years ago. In fact, during this time it would be possible to make money on a psychotherapist and deal with deep mental injury. Okay, you did not read the book. But what, are you truth, waited for Stark to be the main hero? What is the story of how the man became the right hand of the boss, brought the family to the capital, married her daughter on the heir and, at that moment when the king died, walked safely for himself as a royal testing? And then what else is still stopped shooting a series? Consider your film with the library. Linear plots even Dttsova does not quotes.

Group "SERSEY - DURO!"

Cerc.
You just see what women do something! One breast was fed to the army, the other than all the children was confused, and Sersa is generally a blonde and an indecent woman. Martin is not suitable, he writes the whole truth: only let's give the woman to management, immediately the state will come white fur walker. Well, what can be said to this: go to the sentiments, they have everything efficiently and successfully, without women.

Sales girlfriends

Sansa.
When you first gratened the theory that Sansa is the main and best of the heroine, it was original. The second time - okay, we almost believed. Although she is still a sad victim of circumstances. But for the third time I already want to say frankly: yes, our world is full of polite good girls who come, as Mom taught, yes, you look, somehow they survive and even put forward in the ladies, usually due to fate and connections. But it does not make them heroines (and you too!).

John Snow Fan Club

Snow
John Snow, as you know, does not know anything, but you would explain everything with great joy at a personal meeting. And what is he mimi with a naked torso, when she holds a cat in his hands! And who is generally interested in the plot when he looks in the distance, a little rejection of his mouth. In fact, if you pay attention - it is almost the entire film with open bread. Perhaps because his nose has laid from his cold. The second terrible truth is that Snow is Sansa number two - another noble hero, entangled by the story where the plot.

Captain "I saw tits!"

sis
Well, how yesterday you came to the Internet, in fact. From deaf taiga. And where could a person who still could hit a naked male or female ass to hit? Oh, sorry, they have incest and aunt who gave birth to a demon - but the ass is not changed at all.

Club attentive readers

Vid.
And, by the way, about you guys. Not interested. It is not interesting for anyone that in the TV series they took off and why he is not at the notch at the notes, where, it turns out, so many philosophical revelations. And the fact that the prototype of Jame was, say, Gottfried von Berlikhingen. And it is not particularly interesting that with the heroes will be further, and, most importantly, who will be killed or enjoy with special cruelty.

Not survived

Umr.
Everyone, of course, has its own. Someone broke back on the molten gold, someone sucking a bloody wedding, someone finished loss, um, sausages. You don't even watch the series, but just start to share your pain with every new mention. As if there were no duma, nor Duraon, nor in the maturity of all sorts of "human multi-ninexies". Spring viewers!

Read more