New Year - time surprises, but who said that the surprise should certainly be enjoyable? Sometimes the head of your cute company suddenly falls another character. And the holiday immediately comes on another scenario.
Lukashin
Lukashin is a classic genre. Another thing is that it does not have to be alkash, who accidentally flew to your living room on the plane. Lukashin can be just an alkash. But talented. By a strange coincidence, this man will be in your company on New Year's Eve, it will sing a song, charm women, all overresiste, and then go to the cold dawn, leaving slowly sober people trying to understand what it was "and" what to do now. "
Guest from the south
Someone is a relative, optional from the south. Cute, provincial, all the time turning off the light in the kitchen, trying to turn it on in the toilet and periodically spokening "Well, who is so building?". The miley man put into your plate Olivier. Even if you do not want. The main problem is excavating love to all others, regardless of gender and age. If he "sat down" to your ears, you will be in front of a gloomy choice - get drunk to a coma or listen to His delight until the morning.
Wonderful baby
Young teenager whom parents were forced to take with them. There is no complaints about the child - he is unobtrusive, mil and wonderfully sings about three white horses with a pure voice. The problem is that when it is somehow embarrassing to drink. And lovely prepared contests for undressing will also do not. Before the heap has to control speech. In general, Kalabukhov disappeared. On the other hand, there is visible use from the child: it clearly tracks the time on the clock and will not let you be accidentally skipped at midnight.
The trailer is touching
These are such funny jerking aunts in the headers. They can suddenly burn into any company, but prefer the retired couples who gathered to celebrate the New Year, without getting out of bed. You, of course, are politely feeding them to the filler fish, we will subside about Tikhoretsky, but mentally give me a ray of diarrhea. Thank God, it is a natural disaster for a while - about half an hour, the aunt notice that you, in general, naked, say "oh", "we will not interfere with you" and "gighei." After that, dissolve in the air irrevocably.
Shamakhanskaya
The gloomy lady, which comes to you in the house half an hour before the new year. She was going to meet a holiday elsewhere, but there it was very offended. Therefore, she sits down in the corner, proudly raises the chin and begins to be methodically played for his insult on innocent present. The main thing is to urgently find anything than her heart calms down - a man or alcohol. Otherwise, by morning, she will turn all guests in Kozlov.
Very nice, king
He was not invited, but he came. And it is impossible to drive it out, because he is a father-in-law or, for example, the boss. The guest does not hide that he is "Tirant, Despot, Sadrod" and is going to reformat the party under his taste. This character is vitally important to drink as soon as possible. Drunk king becomes sentimental, drops tears and stops spoiling a holiday. Ideally, comfortably falls asleep in the bay.
Cheburashka in oranges
A strange creature that does not understand itself, as it turned out to be on your festival of the Spirit. It seems he is a relative of the familiar here these friends. It seems, but not a fact. Sits in the corner and shy. In conversations, it does not participate and sweeps the parsley branch to their empty plate. Perhaps it makes sense to stick to him and make a conversation. There is a chance (New Year's Eve is still magical) that this is not a crazy, not a maniac, not sociopath, and your future best friend. And the ears - what's the ears? From the face of water not to drink.
Greench
Man born to spoil holidays. He was not invited, by releasing all possible ways, until "oh, sorry, we cannot - we meet with parents in Alfer Aquarius." As all his acquaintances were accepted, he just went to good luck. He was lucky, you are not. Ten minutes after arrival, he will start talking about politics, and even Santa Claus decides that your apartment will somehow cost him without him. If you want the holiday after all, Greencha will have to bring a human sacrifice. Sacrifice and Greencha need to close in the kitchen and corpus the door gaps - so that it is not audible, how they argue.
