Men's Idiot Cuisine: Gloomy Pea Soup

In the days of doubt, in the days of doubtfulness, in the days of reflection on the fate of the Motherland, which went slightly into the spread, the appeal to the roots rescue. And our roots are longing and alcohol. As with most of our acquaintances, we have a hangover and easy depression. Therefore, we go to the stove, spits on the principles of male idiot and cook and cook soup - long and multistage. After all, is such an idiot kitchen? These are high-quality products subject to minimal heat treatment. This is a minimum of time that can always be spent on something more interesting - work, entertainment, walks, sports, smart conversations. And now what? With work, something incomprehensible, having fun - expensive, walking under the ice rain it is impossible, and any smart conversations after a half of the offer are reduced to the discussion of foreign exchange operations and financial risks. So we take? And soaked peas. One glass of dry chipped pea needs from the evening to soak in cold water. You can, however, not from the evening, and in the morning, because all the same pea soup should be in the dark, when the blizzard is working outside the window, it crashes in the fireplace, and in the stomach slightly rushing from hunger. So, when the peas will wake, it must be put in a saucepan and cook. It is best - in a strong chicken broth, but if you are too lazy to mess around with chicken islands and necks, you can do without running water. Cooking peas must be a watch or one and a half on slow fire. The difference here is that pea soup, like pasta, can be strained in porridge, and maybe Al Dente. If you like a very mashed potature, you can cook longer (and you can grind a semi-steerly peas in a blender), if you like a slightly walnut feeling from sampling peas, the cooking period is reduced. Not that you should have been standing over the pan all this one and a half hours, but sometimes peas should be visited, stirring, encouraging. Talk with peas, it is in any case interesting than to console a friend who was already fired. While peas is boiled, you can dress up. Clean several potatoes, for example. The main thing is not to get involved. Some potatoes in the pea soup are a pleasant variety of textures and non-lass, but interesting tastes. Swipe with potatoes - get potato soup, symbol of desire, poverty and crisis. Next, you need to cut smoked pork ribs and some more ham until the hunger started. Cut carrots. Here, however, the religious war begins. Most people believe that carrots together with the bow should be passed on a frying pan on the lean oil, and even on the creamy. And some of this most roasted bow gives a kindergarten, a hospital, a sex rag and misfortune, and they avoid him as the plague. So the bow is on your conscience, and the carrot can simply not fry.And then you need to combine all this: throw the chopped ribs into peas, there are potatoes and carrots, several peas of black pepper and a little (a little! Smoked ribs!) Salt. On the table to serve with greens, finely cut onions (better than the Crimean, our Crimea) and a glass of vodka or bitter tincture. Winter will pass, and there, you look, and the swan will swell.