Remember the feeling of childhood: if you look up on falling snowflakes, then it seems as if you are flying where far away? Before the new year, all-nothing, there is a pre-holiday bustle, kilometer traffic jams on the roads. Adults soberly run through shopping, looking for gifts to loved ones and friends, purchasing food and alcohol for all 11 days of vacation. What about children? And children are just waiting for the holiday, funny and directly commenting on everything that happens.
- I say the niece:
- Well, Dashka, will we write a letter to Santa Claus?
- Wow! Do you know E-mail Santa Claus?
- I actually led myself very well, but Santa Claus brought me gifts so that I would not be nervous. Well, who needs a nervous child?!
"Semen, and you already invented that you would ask for Santa Claus?"
- And I will not ask anything.
- Why?
- I will be better indulging.
- Maxim sings the song:
- Winter and summer built-in, green was.
- Mom, and the Christmas tree has a head?
- Not.
- What does she think then? - Pensively looks at the top of the Christmas tree .. - Is the asterisk or something?
- There will be a new year. Santa Claus will give mom white dress, and she will be a snow maiden. And the dad will give a white shirt and a black suit, and it will be zebra ..
Son considers candies from a gift:
- candy with snake taste, with a taste of a bear, with a taste of red cap ...
Tanya had a tooth. Sits and examines, arguing:
- Well, what's the point of putting it under the pillow?! It's not all the same to the dental fairies, this dad is putting money under the pillow, and the tooth takes and throws away ... - thought.
- Tanya, well, say that Santa Claus is not !!! - I say.
- No ... That Santa Claus is just. Won, how much, before the new year drunk on the street dangles.
Christmas tree in kindergarten. Santa Claus runs away and shouts:
- Karaul !!! Baba Yaga Snow Maido stole! What to do? What to do?
Children and parents are silent. Pasha screams to the whole hall:
- What to do?! What to do?! Yes, the police need to cause!
Today Son wrote a letter to Santa Claus:
"Hello, Santa Claus. I want you to give me a tablet for the new year. But if you think that I do not deserve it, then give dad! "
Two girls talk to each other:
- And I was born a year of the mouse, so I will be a mouse for the new year.
- And I was born in the year of the pig, so I will be for the new year ... Snow Maiden!
- Finding under the Christmas tree a penalty, an album and a puzzle with symbolism Spiderman, Andryusha says thoughtfully:
- Yes, and, it seems, Santa Claus is also a fan of a man-spider ...
- Mom, and Santa Claus sleeps?
- I do not know…
- Of course sleeps. During the day sleeping, at night it comes to children. Right vampire some kind!
Ksyusha to school was told to bring tinsel for decoration. I clarify:
- And how did you say, is it with a refund?
- I do not know, we didn't say anything about debauchery.
- Son that we order Santa Claus for the New Year?
- I do not even know. It seems to be everything ..
- Well, you have to think, otherwise he will bring something unnecessary.
- Then the pool.
- Inflatable?
- No, the real, which will be in the courtyard.
- Son, how do you imagine it? In the bag of Santa Claus, the pool will not fit!
"No, he will dig him himself." Shovel big.
"You just imagine this picture, everywhere cold, snow, and we have a santa frost in our yard and makes the pool. And his kids are waiting, and he waves his shovel. And everyone is waiting for him and wait ..
- Nothing, wait!
- Vova long considers a gift from Santa Claus (there candy, nuts, tangerines) and asks:
- Mom, where did he assemble so much food?
- Morning. Charges in kindergarten.
- Mom, do you have a diamond?
- Well, there is little.
- And other decorations?
- also there.
- Then bring it all in the garden in the evening.
- What for?
- We will decorate our room there for the new year, they said to bring the decoration from the house.
Winter. I (standing by the window):
- Wow! What grandfather frost is well done! What beautiful patterns on the window drew.
Sonzheka fits:
- What are you still naive for me ...
-What son:
- Maybe the Christmas tree is already removing?
- Not!!! Santa Claus still did not bring gifts!
- How did not bring it? Here they are!
- I did not order this.
Sasha plays with mom in "Continue offer." Mom begins, son finishes:
- For the new year, children are dressing ...
- Christmas tree
- It comes to the holiday ..
- Santa Claus
- under the Christmas tree put ..
- Extension.
And finally.
- Nastya, call Santa Claus.
- Santa Claus!
- Well done, and now look under the Christmas tree.
Finding a pack of candies, tangerines. All this eats.
- Tasty?
- Daaaa! Grandfather Moorosaa, Santa Mooooozaaaaa!
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