The question "Why women arrange a brain removal in an even place" is definitely eternal, but definitely not rhetorical. A woman who commits a scandal is necessarily a certain foundation.
And the unquestured garbage (spread socks, selected at night, the blanket needed to emphasize) - just a reason that does not have the slightest connection with a real reason. Accordingly, picking up socks and throwing out the garbage bucket will not solve. But knowledge of etymology will help to stop symptoms. So, the real problem, as a rule, look like this:
I am old
Etiology: It is not related to calendar age. Any woman for something old is old. For example, twenty-year-old will never be able to go to study figure skating and win the Olympic Gold. And thirty-year-old consider old students. And the forty years can be a grandmother. In general, old age attacks the female brain at any time, it is reflected from it and with splashes crashed into a man who did not have time to run away. The disease, as a rule, begins at that time when a woman realizes that something is no longer done at her age. Symptom: She too often recalls stories from the Ah series, my seventeen years old. Treatment: Walking. But not rin as a handle in the park, in no case, it will only be aggravated. And such - a rude walk, like overnight in a tent and spontaneous sex in the bushes. The cabin in the restaurant toilet will also be born.
I am ugly (usually a brain slug takes the form "I am fat")
Etiology: Age objective disease. She really was more beautiful when she was twenty. Symptom: Do you think she starts to smear creams and run in the simulator to escape? Not at all. The creams are smeared by those who feel very completely. Especially go to the gym. But if the woman stopped looking into the mirror - this is the most obvious and disturbing symptom. Treatment: The treatment options are two - efficient and homeopathic. The homeopathic method is compliments. Compliments work perfectly, but only on condition if it believes in them. The effective method of treatment is Tsatski. A woman is arranged in such a cunning way that he sincerely believes, will be ugly women with beautiful Tsatqsi, they will not give anything.
He does not like me anymore
Etiology: The disease flashes suddenly when the serial hero makes a feat, for the sake of beloved. Dangerous to infection in places are also other weddings and christening. Seasonal exacerbations are characteristic of February 14, March 8, as well as the anniversary of the wedding and (very important!) Dating day and first sex. Symptom: She stopped talking with you. To the question: "What happened?", Answered: "nothing". And, perhaps, even cried. And the day before that you were published. Then, it seems, resolved, and here allegedly suddenly scandal in a flat place. It was? This is it. Treatment: Care. Make her sandwich. With cheese. Right now. And put a reminder on the phone for the day when you met. "In July, it seems," - a bad reminder.
I want a strange
Etiology: It is associated with the peaks of female sexuality, which jump, how much is in vain, then thirty, then thirty-five, then in forty. Fifty too, if that. Symptom: If she lacks sex, she will definitely tell about it. Maybe directly say, maybe in a joke, perhaps - hint, but very transparent. Treatment: Well, it is clear what treatment. But in the fight against this disease, the prevention is important. Regular.
I'm not a woman, I am a function
Etiology: Too much tasks leads to the fact that the computer freezes. "They just use me," the processor begins to think. Symptom: She complains of fatigue. Constantly. Treatment: "Honey, and where is the receipt? Come on, I'll pay. And what should be attributed to dry cleaning? .. I have always been good, I did not understand the question ... but no, I did not change you crazy? "
He has someone else
Etiology: The acute stage of the disease "He doesn't like me anymore." It may be connected with both late returning the spouse home and with the output under the title of melodrama: "And with us, everything is not so !!!". Symptom: She began to listen with whom you are talking on the phone. Treatment: Conduct at home twenty evenings in a row. The treatment is not easy, but also a disease is heavy.
This is all because of me
Etiology: Objective family troubles, multiplied by purchased (optional at home and optional now) the feeling of guilt. Symptom: She often apologizes. And then suits the hysteria due to socks. And then apologizes again. Treatment: It is necessary to ask for forgiveness more often. Even if not to blame.
I `m not happy
Etiology: Unknown. Apparently, the species disease. Symptom: She often recalls her former. Optional in a positive key. Optionally comparing. Maybe just junctory bikes tell. But somehow too regularly. Treatment: Remember how you bowed it to the cohabitation. Repeat. Remember. Repeat. Remember. Repeat.
