Operating system "Man on" farm "

At the time when especially desperate women use the "I myself" operating system, most of us on the old manner installs a complex of system software such as "man" in their apartment.

The operating system "Male" passed thousands of modifications and, definitely, is quite comfortable and intuitive for the user. But, of course, not perfect. Below is a list of bugs found by testers, which are not critical, but traditionally cause a user's dissatisfaction.

I am a robot idiot

The most famous example is a team of "wishland". Not always, but very often, having received such a team, a man will carefully wake up everything that stands in the sink, ignoring dirty cups in the living room and a burnt grill on the stove. All that is not in the sink is not considered dirty dishes. A similar situation may occur with hikes to the store - the program does not check the contents of the refrigerator in automatic mode, and therefore buys products exclusively on the list. Therefore, it is not necessary to expect that in the package without a team will appear, for example, bread: the program will give the standard message "And you did not say to me."

Now do it

Many novice users mistakenly consider the system message "Let's do now" - an active process. While this is just an interface element. Exactly the same as wallpaper on a desktop with sea and palm, it is very impressive, but absolutely meaningless from a practical point of view. Therefore, if you do not specify the task, this "now" will last for years. Traditional example: "Emights of the Christmas tree!".

Great Papine Pickel

An important unknown destination file located in the system folder. Users have repeatedly encountered a situation where the operating system independently installs some amazing crap on the shelf, for example, the fighter model of the Second World War, collected from the scroll and fir bumps. The users are strictly forbidden to climb into the system folder, approach the model and wash dust from it. If the "Great Papin Crafts" accidentally falls on the floor and scratched, the program issues a critical error, which will be reached by the week, and perhaps years.

Global solutions

This is essentially not a bug, but the insufficient knowledge of the specific application. For example, you need to hang the shelf in the kitchen. You give the team: "Baby, hang, please, shelf in the kitchen, you are the best, I love you so much." The app is inserted into the kitchen, scans the walls and diagnoses, after which it puts a tick in the option: "Yes, what a shelf is needed to do it!". And if the user, without removing this tick, automatically clicks on "apply", the program knocks down the tile, demolitions the walls, breaks the lockers, after which it goes to download the update "Repair in the kitchen with your own hands". The update is very heavy and swinging for years. Attempts to return the walls back to the usual system message "I will do now."

Bus load

In the user language called "Haming". The program automatically installs the drivers, in the Lamers language called "Wires", "screws" and "a set of screwdrivers from Auchan, yes, I really need it." These drivers can take up to three-quarters of the volume of the disk, that is, your apartment, and constantly climb under your feet. It is possible to demolish them, but it is completely meaningless - the operating system will immediately establish new ones.

Integrated processes

The only way to combat unfinished processes is to ignore them completely. The features of the program are such that the house will always have a wire for a lamp that will never be hanged. Spaid under the lacquer parquet, which will never be lacquered. Or exercise bike that automatically turns the hanger.

Educational programs

Inexperienced testers call the bug feature of the system used in the Processes of the "Make Satellite" series. It's really not a bug, but a feature, the essence of which is that the challenge: "The whitewash the three nuts lay in the hut, she brought two more, how many nuts are now in a whitewash?", - the program will decide through the integral, calculating the total The area of ​​all nuts. It is possible that the seven-year-old Masha is such a decision will understand. But it will not have time to write an essay "For what I love my dad."

Artificial Intelligence

Of course, the equipment of the apartment system "Smart Husband" opens unlimited possibilities. The system responds to voice commands, knows how to operate with household appliances and open the eye beer. The developers assume that in the next generation will be able to add abstract thinking and ability to empathy, but so far these features are tested only in beta mode. Therefore, you should not be surprised if, seeing one day with a child, the program issues a message: "And what is it? I'm not even tired. " Realize the design "I sat in a year once a year, and I sit every day" the system is capable only in exceptional cases. Basically, at this stage it is buggy and slows down.

Test result

Comfortable, workers and places are extremely pleasant operating system. If you ignore the aforementioned bugs, at some point you will understand that you can not do without it.

Assessment of testers: 9.5 / 10.