It would seem that we all are adults and should work every day. However, sometimes you wake up in the morning and you think: "I will not go to school today." Or wake up, and the deadline for the commissioning of the work has passed the day before yesterday, well, it just happened. And you begin to invent some excuse, "respectful reason," "so that they do not distort." Bad news: All these reasons are already well known to the authorities. Once at once, they hear "the cat ate my coursework" and "I translated the old woman across the road, and therefore late." Do not want to get an impartial entry in the employment record - read carefully.
"I have food poisoning"
Yes, of course, on Monday in the morning, you call a job and a hoarse-sick voice say that I was terribly poisoned, let's say, watermelons. And no one else will come to anyone that you have an epic hangover. No, no, that you. All believe you :)"I drowned the phone in the Don River"
The reservoir can be any, although accuracy allegedly gives lies solidity. And this is a great excuse, except for the fact that it is absolutely incomprehensible how it is associated with the arrival of work or order. In addition, it is important to keep in mind that's what: if you have a beautiful note on your phone, or a chain, or a rare brand phone itself, do not come to work with him the next day. Split."I had a parent meeting"
Holy occasion for absenteeism, especially if the authorities have children. It is not clear, however, why the parent meeting was not known for a couple of weeks, as usual, and why suddenly it turned out to be so sudden that it was impossible to warn."Do not leave a child"
In general, I must say, the child is the perfect excuse, because something is happening with him all the time, and all this is a great reason not to go to the service. No wonder the employers are not very fond of taking young mothers to work and, if possible, avoid. In particular, because they guess that in addition to the usual horror of motherhood, with all diseases, injuries, sudden parent meetings, etc., there will also be a waterfall of a cute pretty linger on the same topic. "For this we do not like us," as they say."Cattle spoiled me a laptop"
Not necessarily cat. This may be a child, or an elderly mother-in-law who got into the right file, did something there, and the file was disappeared, completely disappeared, the results of the five-year work is three years old. As a rule, this is a funny lie, from hopelessness and in the hope that at least the Milot of the cat will melt the heart of the boss and will take his righteous anger."I got into traffic"
Exceptionally reliable justification, which is easier to believe. Moreover, traffic jams happen in Moscow and for four hours, and six, and eight. At some point, it became more difficult to lie about the traffic jams: if Yandex cards show 3 points and all "green", somehow awkwardly say that an hour could not move from the third ring. But now it is possible, because the service regularly shows free movement where everything is preaf. The bosses are true, the question will be guaranteed: why do you go around the city at all? And why do not go to two hours earlier, if it is so necessary?"I got into intensive care"
We recently encountered such a editorial office. We can only advise all those who want to take advantage of this excuse, do not post the photos from drunken, picnics and sports holidays, lying in resuscitation."My wife went to work and locked me in an apartment with the only key"
Truthful story, by the way, but still no one ever believes."I broke the car / motorcycle / broke the pipe / flooded neighbors"
Good excuse, with everyone happens. But with karma jokes are bad: as a rule, if so modern, for the next week something like this will actually happen. Checked!