Our relationship with alcohol was long and rapid, and finally we came to mutual understanding. Ah, it would be all in your green student years!
Change change
In 20 it seemed to you that a little exaggerate the amount of drunk on the day before was cool. Now you are much smaller and pretending that those one and a half bottles were one boilers.
Flour of choice
How simple was in my youth! White, red, vodka and beer. Where did Barolo and Chianti come from then from Chianti, Tequila with Lime, May Tai and Single Breeding? Do not you remember. Probably there was a subeer. But from many knowledge of many sadness, for sure. In 20, it was possible to poke into the cheapest position, and now you spend more time over a wine card than actually separation.
Two-day hangover
Admit, in the third year, you thought that the hangover came up with the producers of hip aspirin. Oh, if. I did not have time to get rid of the thought that Bodun is not a fabrication of greedy pharmaceutical corporations, but the regrettable fact of being, you have to get used to the fact that it can last two days.
Stability
It turns out that the phrase "Yes, never in life" can be pronounced in the morning. Why there are decades.
Alcohol vs romance
In the former days, a funny rare merger of the souls took place without a significant dose of something disjoint. Only now you have completely convinced that sex is still better for a sober head. And with a drunk can not happen at all - either because of technical problems, or because you will see the bed and immediately use it by destination. That is, just snow.
Degrees can be lowered
It was nice to justify your disassembled state because you mistakenly drank beer after the wine. All, now they will not be deceived yourself: the level of cheerfulness in the future depends not on the order of drink meter, but solely on their quantity and quality.
