PORGOST - happy time! How many unusual and unusual ways to get enjoyment it opens.
Visit to the dentist
A visit to Dentistist will turn into something between the campaign in the spa and zen meditation. And, let's say honestly, after the injection, it does not hurt. You are sitting on myself, pushing on the light bulb, sleep the bloody water, a nice man gently breathes to you in the forehead ... besides, no guilt feel - after all, the health of the teeth is very, very important. What else to go?
Work on beds
Someone follows the children, while you breathe air, admire with flowers and you are engaged in useful exercises on small motility. Yes, it is like walking along a shady park or barefoot on the beach! And you can also take a player with you and then you seem to go to the concert.
Dispatch in the toilet
It's just that, in full health, do not rush to the exit, do not put your ears, listening to suspicious sounds in the apartment, and do not protect the cat tray with one hand, and the other - the rash, if you thought of letting the child in the privacy room. Just sit in silence. Good-oh.
All-inclusion
Seriously, if you spend so many strength and money to travel beyond the country, it is not to continue to think about cooking, sitting and wrapping. Let the hipsters with backpacks are looking for the sakes and places that do not fall into instagram, but I, please, freshly towel swan and 20 desserts to choose from.
Shopping in the grocery
With children there is a 10th round of hell, and without children - a paradise of consumers. Cute girls treat slices of cheese on the toothpicks, so much interesting ones are written on the oil, it is possible to choose the best cleaning agent with all the responsibility or study the novelties in the alcohol department - that's what I will drink on pensions.
Visit Svekarov
Oh, this holy woman who comes to sit with children! Think that it still keeps photographs of the former husband in prominent places and prepares a charlotte on mayonnaise. And gives you spirits to which you are allergic ... everyone has their own oddities. Another free weekend, and you are ready to call her mom.
Walking dogs
- No, no, cute, you will brew blood, and I wander with the ball!
On the wasteland, at 7 am, in minus 5. Yes, yes yes! And how gently smells of fallen foliage, or what we have there on season? Fragile ice crust. It would be necessary to make a couple more circles: the dog is useful to the dog.
Children's cinema
Cartoons, family cinema? Fu-U-y, we give almodovar. Now you know that an art house in the notes is not suitable for carts with speaking birds and cars, because it does not possess their main property: the ability to grab children's priests to the sofa. Well, these films are true, cute.
Corporate
Once upon a time, I had something repelled in this very much, and now - Yo-ho-ho - "Young mothers are good, walk from the soul, good night, kids!" And, most importantly, this is not a club, it is a team building, a collective cohesion, very important for your career, and all that.
Alien Wedding
Here everything from character depends, of course. The ability of the abyss. You can, for example, retire with the fruit plate and do not share with anyone. And you can save the young from the need to displaced, becoming the person who will win in all contests and, shown to the Tamada from the stage, tears karaoke. And you can also find a friend of happiness and with her to laugh above the toast. Now you know the price! May you live happily ever after.
