Zero item: After reading any new trend, syndrome or hobby, you go in the comments to write that you have no idea what it is, and ask "what is wrong with me?"
one. When you rise up the stairs from the dark room, you start nervous and just take off at the last steps. 2. Talking on the phone in an empty apartment, pacing circles around the room and sit down on tables and couch. 3. Leave the most delicious piece of food for later so that at the end of the meal you have a particularly pleasant taste. four. When you go on the floor, covered with multi-colored tiles, try to step on the tiles of the same color. five. Having hungry, look into the refrigerator, you do not find anything, you close the door, and after 10 seconds you look through the shelves again, as if the food could have appeared during this time. 6. Asking "what," but as long as a person repeats the question, already answer him, because suddenly realized that he said at the very beginning. 7. You can not pass past the frozen puddles, without trying to split the corner of the ice. eight. Going into the room, first stretch your hand and navigate the switch, and then you already trust your body with a new space. nine. Listening to the favorite song, you always imagine the situation to which it suits. 10. While you think that you click on the left mouse button once at once, highlighting the text and removing the selection. eleven. You get a mobile phone from the bag to see what time you remove it in place and you understand - the hell - that they do not remember the time. 12. Quickly open a new browser bookmark when someone comes to your computer, even if nothing has considered anything inappropriate. 13. You always feel a little embarrassing when you chew on "I read the rules", because, of course, you never read them. fourteen. Sometimes we reflect on what you will do if you suddenly stay the only man on earth. fifteen. Standing in the elevator, try to count when he arrives on your floor. sixteen. I read something interesting every time you speak yourself: Well, I read another page, and then you caress yourself that I have already read a dozen. 17. While you walk down the street, constantly studying your reflection in the shop windows and glass windows, trying to understand how you look in the profile. eighteen. Seeing the electronic clock a beautiful combination of numbers (like 22:22), quickly take a look so as not to notice how it changes. nineteen. When on TV they say: "Stay with us!" Answer something in the spirit: "Rassened here" - and switch the channel. twenty. Looking into the Internet to find out how many years a pretty actor, as if you have at least some chance to stir up with him. He is usually for 50. 21. You look like a drop of rainflows run down the glass and make it out, what a drop is clarified first. 22. . Seeing a good dream, you try to fall asleep again to watch it, but in the end you turn over the other side and forget everything. 23. By chance, turning on the channel with advertising household appliances, you hang and start, indeed, think about how you cut the cubes from vegetables, although you know that you will never do it. 24. You imagine that I became the famous and in the mind you spend an interview with yourself. 25 After reading this list, you realize that now you will have new stupid habits.