Every girl knows that the eighth of March will receive gifts. The girl is waiting and rubbing his palm in anticipation. But, alas, often disappointed.
If you want to see a sincere smile of the girl, and not sincere bloodthirsty ruffle - in no case do not give her it!
Basket with shower gel
"Hedgehog, you would have washed", Yeah. Okay, we believe that you did not want to hint at our uncleanness. You just grabbed this eerie basket before the cashier in the supermarket and threw over packages with potatoes and washing powder. Very convenient - all the illiquids have collected for you, packed and put in sight, and you are glad to grab, straight hand myself went, mimodumno. No, if you take revenge on the basket with shaving foam, which you were handed over to February 23 - then it can somehow understand. But just like that? For what?! Do you know what these baskets look like? "Whiskas set for your kitten - feed, tray, commercial filler and tagging sneakers in rubber move. Now for half a half! "
Rafaello and other sets of sweets
For such presents to the eighth of March, donors need to publicly slow down on the central square of the city. Window. On bare heels. Do you generally know that a week ago was the first of March? We walked to this date as in Calvary. Take the flour of the mouth of the mouth, executed themselves for the gluttony and were already preparing to resurrect the days of the EDAC through ninety, and for three sizes less. Humility and Askey. Cabbage leaf and liter kefir per day. And here you, the bastards are soulless, with their "Rafaell". Burn in hell!
Household appliances, pans and kitchen gadgets
Many women are fond of cooking - they have a hobby. They will not imagine their lives without a laser thermometer to binge meat or a special casting pan. Here they are - and give all this happiness. And those who have another hobby - do not. The frying pan is not a drill. This is not a symbol of a real woman. We do not get it out of the cabinet once a year to - the ush! - How to press the kitlet and, tired by the feat, remove back for another year. And the vacuum cleaner does not clothe the girlfriend with the words "only for a couple of days, and then my third month whines - weeping the carpet, and then the housekeeper call!". We use these devices every day. To clean in our shared house and feed the family. You, including. In the end, we will not give you a mink fur coat with a legend "so that you were warm to watch us."
Not those perfume!
Here you came to a perfume shop, and a beautiful girl fussing to you under the nose some kind of papers, generously polished by perfume. Somewhere in the third paper area you cease to feel anything and choose "some kind of fashionable." Or "Your taste, girl." After that, this is not this, and your girl will smell as if her favorite hamster died, and she for a week wears him in a bag, not deciding to bury. Well, it will seem to her that she smells so much. Because it is not her fragrance! Remember - guess the spirits are impossible. But if you really want to give them, buy selective flavors. These either do not fit, of course, then there are twenty thousand. Over ten milliliters. It will be like a movie - "it, of course, shaggy, but somewhere nearby."
Certificate for purchases or procedures
This is definitely a suitable gift - from a friend, for example. Or from mom. The girlfriend has already grew that in the beauty salon "Shagreen leather" began a beautician with hands growing from shoulders. And mom is aware of where the biggest discounts are now - this option is automatically turned on with those who were given a retirement card. But if such a certificate gives someone else, then we have such a feeling that we are again in the first grade and again gave us a plastic tulip and an ugly needleer from hygienic lipstick.
Statuettes, plush toys and other dust collectors
Are you sure you want to give a lady a postcard with the signature "I - Captin"? And it is she, by the way. Metaphorically.
