Shopping is a difficult, nervous and emotionally costly. If the process is not performed to measure a careful parental, he risks grow up to the scale of Hurricane Katrina (or what is his name). PICS.RU will not leave you in trouble! Catch our manual.
Enjoy
If you belong to the lucky category of people who get true pleasure from shopping walking, then in this case our help you need as Goal Bayan. So here we wash your hands - enjoy!
Prepare morally
Go to yoga, remember, drink wine, wait on one leg - in short, do what will lead you to a poor and pleasant location of the Spirit, in which you can make a five-hour crusade in Ikea "for towels" or a multi-kilometer marathon with obstacles to TC during the period of Christmas sales.
Denate hard timing
I highlighted on mom and shops such a piece of time that you can withstand, without starting to spit with poison and kill people around with bare hands in the best traditions of GTA. Be sure to tell mom that after this period, aliens will be stolen by aliens, you will go to save the world with Bruce Willis on a couple or stupidly fall and die. You warned.
Composition plan
To start meticulously, find out from Mom, that, in fact, she wants to buy: a fur coat of a dragon skins, a kitten or a new cornice into the bedroom. Based on the information received, make a detailed route: where you go first, where the toilet, where we get up. Try strictly stick it - Moms are such people that - God forbid them - come for a dress on the anniversary, and go home, proudly dragging the bath with carved legs. On yourself, yeah.
Be honest (in moderation)
If the mother has been removed as the very dresses on the anniversary to buy a mix of velvet curtain with a hedge, devouring the crystal chandelier of your grandmother, then gather the will in a fist and tell the parent that the last time women wore a similar in Louis XIV, and not in the XXI century. And she, proud modern independent and young woman, such a nightmare is completely nothing! Agree, the deflection is counted, but guess to whom Mom will show when she is asked who advised her that wonderful outfit?
Be inventive
Sometimes my mother forgets that you are no longer 5 and not even 15, and trying to make you in purple something with a fur, arguing that, in first-first, onzhematit! And, secondly, it is "warm, inexpensive, demolition will not be!" Delicately let her know that you have not been working for a long time, and be sure to offer an alternative that mommy does not feel offended. For example, you have long dreamed of diamond earrings. Well, OK, a T-shirt with a stupid inscription or a cool pajama is also suitable.
Adjusting vigilance
In a strategically important point (here we rely on your life experience) Sit with my mother in any cafeteria and order a glass of sparkling. The therapeutic effect on account is guaranteed.
Do not argue
If the mother is determined to purchase a leopard tile to the kitchen, and the scarlet curtains in the green peas with rhinestones, resist and appeal to common sense until the latter. But if she is adamant - I will definitely retreat. In the end, she is an adult, she will then live in this color cavity, and not you. Only dad warning in advance about the coming happiness - the health is still not the help of the parents.
Buy a gift
Mom is primarily a woman, and like all women with a probability of 146% adore gifts. Do not deny it in this little pleasure - choose something to do something that is truly cool! Well, let the T-shirt with John Snow, she will wear only in the country, and play balls in the iPhone - so nice to make my mother. ONZHEM!