So, my boyfriend, your personal holiday accounted for exactly if:
1. If the type of salad of Olivier and alcohol causes uncontrollable vomit urge.
2. If you have a word "Lenin" on your forehead.
3. If in your apartment under the Christmas tree is sleeping a man in the form of an equestrian police.
4. If you remember that yesterday a person's horse in the form of horse police said.
5. If you woke up from the fact that your kids with a root drag the Stop road sign.
6. If you woke up with an unfamiliar, but a very beautiful man in an embrace.
7. If he turned out to be the father of your children and for eight years as your husband.
8. If you wake you diggers and ask how to go to the surface.
9. If you woke up on the playground from the fact that the crow one kicks your hand.
10. If you have discovered a chicken leg with mayonnaise and mushrooms.
11. If the question of the best friend, as everything went yesterday, she sends you a link to YouTube.
12. If you have a half-empty aquarium in the head of your bed. Without fish.
13. If, waking up, you eat a salad without raising your heads.
14. If every evening friends call you and say: "Daaaa. Wow! You hold on if you call. " And you do not understand what we are talking about, because I don't want to ask why I don't want to ask.
15. If a DPS officer is brazed and asks for crawling to the roadside.
16. If the photos on the phone is the only source of information about last night. And you definitely do not want to revise them.
17. If the elderly neighbor is sleeping nearby, which came at night with a request not to noise. Right on one pillow with you.
18. If sellers from a wine store call you "Madam" and ask where the film is.
19. If you have a fresh tattoo "Vasya" appeared on your hand. But at the same time you are not Vasya, but Olga Valerievna.
20. If you have a huge elk corpse in the hallway.
21. If your apartment is littered with money, and drunken collectors sleep on the floor.
22. If you go out of the apartment, and in front of the door there are neighbors in two ranks and bow to the belt.
23. If you woke up after the New Year's Eve, the head does not hurt, and on the phone comes SMS from the mobile operator: "Congratulations on Merry Christmas".
24. If you wake up and feel that Santa Claus has forgotten his staff and hurts the latter.
25. If your child has already arrived twenty drink recipes from the hangover and one of them made you raising superserving.