Women understand that there are phrases, the likelihood of to hear that is approximately equal to the likelihood of winning the lottery. But this does not prevent us from dreaming, relaxing at least in a dream.
And if the girl wakes up with a satisfied smile and in tears of joy, hence, at night she lay on a warm beach and listened, covering his eyes from the bright sun, about such a text:You're right
Without any preliminary caress in the form: "Yes, you!", "Yes, I!" And I look at yourself! " Immediately - "Kitten, you are right." And knees!Mommy, I need your advice
No, no, mommy, I do not need money, I need your advice.
Can I go to my parents for a month to my parents without you?
This fantasy, despite the obvious family, looks unequivocally erotic. For a month! With kids! To his mom! And I'm at home in silence ... oh, yes, baby, yes, more.He is heavy, give here
Not that the vacuum cleaner was really heavy. Everyone knows that he is not heavy. But harsh reality should not interfere with a man find an excuse and vacuum cleaner.
Take both
And in a white strip, and fitted. Figs save? But I love you.We got lost because I turned wrong
And the choir of angels is so behind the scenes: "Hallelujah!".
Throw your stupid diet, you are the most beautiful
Dear husband, if you read it, know - I am ready for anything for this phrase.Please do not be silent!!!
And controlling the head: "We are too rarely talking." And so as not to rise already: "We rarely go somewhere together."
I want a serious relationship
Two strips? Are you sure? I'm so happy! I'll go call all your friends and mom.I do not know how to call the master
It would seem that the phrase is complex in pronouncing: "I kickely nailed the shelf"? But these phonetics are not easy for men. So much better death.
Let's bunch yogurt
I do not want you to cook, and yogurts are delicious and useful.Don't bother me
Checkmate.
We can't take a man - too responsible position
A woman will best hand over with the position of president of the Galaxy on the affairs of all yellow. And with any other position. Yes.Sleep, I'll wash the fridge while
Or the housekeeper hire. Do not essence. You, most importantly, sleep, sunshine.
On the way back I will lead
So drink champagne and brandy, kid, today is a holiday. And I love my mineral water.Angelina Jolie? And who is it?
Umnitsa, beloved, keep sugar.
Give me a birthday to those wonderful curtains
And noise!Sorry, I bought tickets to Cruise, without consulting with you, here's a ring for it
This item is coming without commenting with a sump author's text: "The sound of the shot and a knock of the falling body is heard."
I'm pregnant
Lord, we even at night in the cold for a cherryman are ready, only let him himself.