Well, got drunk. Well, it happens ... happens with everyone, and not so rarely, as most of us try to portray. Now the main thing is not to do anything like that in the morning you will regret. And even the finger does not touch the five most cunning and most treacherous things that are just waiting for you when you begin to fool.
Telephone
The enemy number one is your relatively smartphone. First you simply brush the sheet contact and, of course, do not plan to call anyone or sms-it. Never! Just boringly pickles without a case ... then you think you can pretend, as if I was wrong. And I will cry to him (and he, he and him) a message like "Lucy, I'm sad, come." And when he (and he, he, and he) does not respond, you enter the rage and already progress: "Oh, I seem to be mistaken, well, if you answer - how are you doing?" Again ignore? But you have already started, the first bottle is over. It's time to open the next and start writing to him "the whole truth." Your happiness, if your bandwidth is small and will not leave the second bottle. Because after the third you will decide to call him. And well, if he does not answer. Because if you answer, then you will eat yourself for this call for this call. Or even a year, if the phone will raise it "urodina" and will give him, I'll give it through the lip so that you can hear: "Formerly yours. He looked around again. "
Mirror
When you drank a little, the mirror is just flattered. And when already drunk, it is lying to you. You suddenly think of mega-made, slim, taped and incredibly sexy. You draw yourself scarlet lips, bring the hellish arrows and you are looking for a fotik or phone to squeeze a hundred-other selfie. Do not, honey! Just do not come to the mirror, because the way you see yourself, and the way you really look like - very different things. Highly. You will know about it in the morning, looking at the photos. Believe it, squeezed, fenced fucked with a crazy look, smeared by lipstick and sweating shadows, which will meet you in the folder with photos, will not add points to your self-esteem. Therefore, once and forgive forbid yourself to look at the mirror after the first bottle of dry. After the second - quickly crawl past, lowering the eyes to the floor. Equally you will.
Computer connected to the network
You understand everything yourself, yes? You will be fed up to write some particularly frank text with erotic-philosophical meaning. And it will definitely want to say any particular truth, and the more sharply expressions will be, the wrong true. Well, yes, if you did not listen to us and missed the ears of paragraph 2, you will certainly be put on the network "awesome" selfie in Bikini (in part from bikini, quite without bikini). In the morning you will run all this was washed, but only - the Late! You are already on the air, pictures in the cache, and in the "School of freaks" under your photo shoot five thousand comments, among which is not a single censored. We are lucky if my mother did not have time to go to your page to wish good morning. And dad. And chef. And former. And urodna ... just for some reason at such days never takes to anyone. Law of Murphy, dear.
Wallet and Credit Card
There is nothing more tragic shopping on drunk. Alas, the entire urban infrastructure is sharpened to drunk girls who have already called all the former, made all possible pictures, which placed them in social networks, crumbled with friends and now think to still do this. Here, they come across a credit card! Further still a little Vintsy, a taxi, the nearest shopping center and cunning sellers who will not say anything: "Girl, first sleep, and tomorrow you come for this leopard overalls in peas." Not. They will pick up a punching color of Fuchsia and bootfortes of cruste raspberry oilcloths to leopard jumpsuit. And then wish good luck, laugh at the back and another week will remember a drunk idiot, who bought half the collection of the ninety eighth year. And even if you remember where I bought a "leopard", you will not go to pass it back. Because a shame!
Northern Biryulevo
It is South Butovo, it is the same Lyubertsy, it is Selmash, it is also peeing. The very place where every drunk girl is going for adventures, when she has already passed through all the rest of the stages, and still for some reason living and keeps on his legs. Why is Biryulyo, that there is Biryulyo in this, and what such miracles are waiting for her - the girl does not know. But she ... more precisely, it seems to you that if you get there today, it will happen there! Right! Low! Fabulous! Desperate! As a prince at Cinderella, only cooler. In general, well, if at the entrance to Biryulyo, you will slightly abandon and promise to turn the taxi back. Because Biryulyo (it is Buttovo, it is also a hlyhabi) usually ends MMM .... so-so. At best, in the morning you will be waging in someone else's bed next to an unfamiliar and terrible dude and you will be feverishly remembered if something or you just cut off in his car. At worst - you know ... In general, you do not need to be turwie! It is better to put the bikini, stand at the mirror, take a smartphone and a computer with Wi-Fi. Anything! If only not Biryulyo.