Greed is stupid, seal, forced and not even greed. And sometimes it is simply ridiculous. I remember later and you will not understand - and what was it? We asked our readers to talk about cases of absurd greed from their guys and men.
We divided the orange
Somehow the husband bought home a couple of oranges and lemon. In the evening, my dad came to me on affairs and told that my mother was caught up, and I handed it to Mom Orange and Lemon with him. When the husband returned from work and saw that only one orange was lying in the refrigerator, he made me a scandal: "I have nothing to dilute the products."As a result, I was at night, in the winter, I was running on the most calm area of the city in search of night stalls with fruit to calm her husband.
Do I need to say that the husband is now - former?
Thoughtful
The boyfriend once did not allow me to buy water in the heat, because he had no money. When I still bought ("To me, to suffer because of what you have no money ?!") ... scored 10 rubles from handing out!
The second visited the boyfriend not only me and was famous for the fact that not a single lady bought anything. Once, leading a girlfriend past a stall with ice cream, I betrayed "I would bought ice cream, but you cough!" Girlfriend was naturally healthy.
You have no heart
The story is not mine, but one relative. She got at her young man, quite pleasant, it seems to be decent, with some good work. She really liked her, and she had already dreamed of how their novel would develop well.
He called her, and almost always it turned out that she was very busy at work and could not respond. Therefore, she threw his calls, and then recalled. They spoke, agreed to the meeting, met, and so on. In general, everything is fine.
And once he called her at such a moment when she was completely free, and she answered his call. And after that he listened: "Why did you answer? Why didn't you call me yourself? If you called back, I would not get money from the phone! And so my money will be removed from the phone! "
Calculated
I somehow regretted my Freunds, but I gave 15 toilet water bottles of 3 euros. Saved, they say, they go so more. Everything went to the trash, Freund too.Need to be able to choose, donating
One of my young man had his small company, that is, did not disagree. At one of the walk, I asked him to buy a chocolate chocolate. He bought. Soon it was necessary to go home. For some reason, public transport did not go at that moment, and I asked to call me a taxi. To which he answered me, what kind of chocolate bought to me, then there is no money for a taxi.
Nails
It was long ago, but still. He cared for me for me, and to get acquainted with the whole of my family, asked for a grandmother's birthday. Came with two carnations. With two, Karl !!! For a birthday to the older person !!! I answered how to buy one carnation was uncomfortable, I would not find a feet, and three to buy - it would be a little expensive. Moreover, I'm not even my wife. And then I did not, of course.What are you valuable, best?
One touch on the first date said that the flowers must be deserved. It was the last.
This is your day, dear!
The story is not mine, but I can not resist.March 8. Call to the door, girlfriend goes to open and in surprise sees on the threshold of his friend. In his hands he has a box of candy.
If he was dressed in a skate, or drove on a camel, she would be surprised less. The young man was greedy, to put it mildly. And then I came with sweets and said a felt speech: I congratulate on the eighth of March, I wish you happiness and success (I do not know if I wished to remain cute and feminine, but it was already details).
After that, he opened the box, she gave her two candy and went further - congratulate other familiar ladies.
But honestly
The sister parted with a guy, 30 years old by him, by the way. Lived together half a year. Leaving, he gently shared all the donated pillowcase towels; He took himself one of the two won cups of cola and straight from the freezer - the patch of the dumplings. Well, where in an independent life an adult man without half a pack of dumplings!
Write off the bus
In the student, we went with a classmate for internship to Spain. There, from time to time, Tusali with a local comrade - they simply stuck, without any flirts there. And once he threw it five euros, the bus was missing or something like that. And then, after a while, before our departure, I seriously tried to negotiate, as and when we return to him money - bank transfer or as it should be. Secured intelligent boy ...Fears
As a prelude, we went to take a shower together. Section, kissed, wet, hot ... reached out for the gel for the shower to erotic to foam. And then he says seriously: "Do you extrender so much gel? Cappers for foam is quite enough, I checked. " If I had a member, it would be on the floor and fell.
Balls
My guy was very secured (in the eyes of the student), for the night of the disco could dear three months of content - about 9,000 rubles, 15 years ago it was decent. Somehow, we gathered to me a romantic to arrange and frightly drove into a supermarket. Wine, sausages buy. Suddenly I see such tennis balls in the package, 3 pieces, cost 130 rubles. And I just read in some magazine for the girls that you need to wash the down jacket with them. We bought out products somewhere on 5,000, and the balls for me were too expensive for him !!! How did it bother me !!! Well, nothing has happened. Not because of the balls, of course ... and maybe because of them.Not sponsor
I was 19 years old, my at the then boyfriend - 31 (I note that, because the student is poor I would like, maybe forgiven). He bought me cream and milk to remove makeup - something like Garnier modest. And then stated that he bought it so that I would only be at home, because he did not intend to be a sponsor.
The article prepared Lilith Mazikina
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