The answer "that he is lazy and piglery" lies on the surface. And, like all hasty conclusions, it does not correspond to the truth. Experts from the QLEAN.RU service know exactly: for any mess, the manifestation of rich and versatile nature is hidden.
Hide sofa socks
Not just throws, notice, namely hides. Because stuck. With such a won't disappear even in the hungry crisis year. While the transira is hidden on restaurants and on the eve of salaries are sitting without a penny, there is always a reserve in solid weed currency (other socks are hidden so long ago that they actually harded).
Grows mold in a saucepan
A faithful sign that the guy loves animals. Even the smallest and terrible. Mold - She, too, live soul, you know, and wants caress and participation. It was he made 456 reposts "Take the Cattle" last year, and ten quotes personally attached in good hands. Obviously a kind person. In addition, he probably has a cat - and this is a pleasant bonus.
Kopit sleeves from toilet paper
A rare foresight of a person. Do you present yourself how much is the bushing from toilet paper Times of King George? Of course there is no, not a single sleeve has been preserved, they all shouted in the vortex of history. Now, wait, 80 years will pass, and each of the carefully saved bushings will cost millions. Hermitage for such a job. And the future of your great-grandchits will be provided. Do not think of throwing them out.
Does not wash the windows
And they say, romance translated! Everyone lies. Here he, a person for whom the word "love" is not an empty sound. What is this brutal outside world with a deductible Tver-Yamskaya, snow in June and cognitive dissonance, when such beauty sits inside the premises? He is ready to look in you, as in the mirror, before dizziness. And in view of the window to do not care. Saliva.
Forgets to shaken crumbs out of bed
He's just caring! What if you get hungry at night? So here is the food. In addition, it is clear that he is ready to love you any - including the fastened crumbs.
Does not wipe dust
Surely an excellent lover - otherwise, how does it understand in the tactile sensations, and knows that soft and fluffy touch much more pleasant? Some try - you will quickly feel the difference.
Dumps things in a bunch in the corner
This is not a bunch, this is installation. Expresses the chaos of modern reality and protest against the condenses. Immediately you can see, in relevant art you will not make sense. In contrast to this creative person with a thin soulful organization. It's small: you left to write in Saatchi and take up the promotion of young talent.
Does not clean the bath
Sheets ecology - saves water. And cleaners who probably kill Madagascar chaffins or rare slugs on the banks of the Caspian Sea. Ecosystems - the thing is, everything is interconnected in them. By the way, this gray flare is completely natural and environmentally friendly, there is nothing to be ashamed.
Warehouses in the refrigerator
The shelf life of this sour cream has expired on December 10, 1999. On the same day, the first festival "invasion" was held, where "Michei and Jumanji" pumped up in the shreds of the humpback. But this salmon was bought on the first salary and reminds of the dreams of youth. Each dried artifact on the shelf is an invaluable memory of the long-lasting day, and you need to be an insensitive animal to take and throw them into a garbage bucket.
