7 things that you still do not have time to do for the new year

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The glorious tradition to build plans for the next year and not to fulfill them for thousands of years. If you decide to get out of this vicious circle, then start planning it now. Moreover, enter the list of those things that can actually perform. And the rest that endure from year to year, try to fulfill in December.

I'll look at your tenfold fiasco.

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Lose weight by the New Year

Yes, like this, without foreplay begin the list. If you plan to reset 10 kilograms again, then forget about the snow, the excess dozen goes on average for three months. But you can dry slightly, but! If you completely exclude corporate directions from your diet. They spoil the whole result. On December 1, you are 60 kg, on the night in front of the corporate party cherished 57, in the morning after - 63. And you will not do anything about it.

To make a mom

And sitting in an embrace by the fireplace, recalling your first gift from Santa Claus. Family idyll would be wonderful if the mother had not grumbled for not turned off the kettle, and you would allow her to feed it even toothless grandchildren with three kilograms of candy. To configure a great reconciliation, you need a special attitude, and then at least three sessions at the psychotherapist. December for this definitely not enough

Buy those very shoes

Which cost as three gold suitcase. But you stoically waited for discounts, put the money and now, finally! Bummer. The exposition was changed, shoes (now in a human price) were taken to a warehouse in Tyumen. Return spring. Old shoes at the old price.

Sign up in the simulator

At all. In December, it is very profitable to buy annual subscriptions to the gym. It is very cool and beneficial until your brain process each word separately. Annual. Subscription. In gym. No, let's talk about it closer to the summer.

Send christmas cards

December has already come. About Russian Post You yourself know everything. If your wishes of the happy new year, the girlfriend will receive only in May, well, it is this mail, it is better to throw a funny picture in Whatsapp.

Throw the trash

It is so on New Year: get rid of everything unnecessary in December. To disassemble the wardrobe, you will need about three million years, so you can throw out a blank bottle of Lambrusco and that is the terrible yellow-black scarf, which remains from the advertising campaign of five years ago.

Quit smoking

All normal people quit smoking in February, when it is very cold to go outside, but the light at the end of the winter depressive tunnel is already visible. So again the span.

Finally, a normal person

ABOUT! That you promise yourself every year, every month and every Monday. And why still failed - it is not clear.

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