Children's games for which we still have a shame

Anonim

Nostalging fellow citizens of ahaut: ah, classics, ah, secrets, ah-ah, Cossacks-robbers, childhood pure eyeballs. And hypocritically forgetting the games in which we investigated the boundaries of the permissible and decent. Let's remember these exercises together.

Doctor, what is it?

DOC
Enter plantains on the knees and shine a flashlight, well, well, of course. For parents. In the children's company, the study could become very intricate. There was a game and more brutal and honest option: just take turns to show each other interesting parts of the body. The latter was especially well in a quiet hour in kindergarten, when the teacher washed off to drink tea and relax from the kids. If it seems to you that it is necessary to urgently pick up your children under the clock care guardianship, imagine that the most famous Ivan Igorevich, Head of the Security Service, or Matilda Filippovna, your mother-in-law, also played it. And nothing, rose by highly moral people, by the way.

*** Gnomic

gnom
Some children called the peak lady as a child. A pretty meaningless occupation, threatened by the death of the challenge. More practical kids caused a motley gnome. After the ritual, which could include, say, laying candy for the mirror and twist on one heel, the gnome was supposed to write the cherished obscene words on his left-handed leaves. If the older children learned about the venture, you could completely rely on the gnomic.

Bird is not a pity

Bird.
It's good to have a pet, fluffy and cheerful. But the dead little animal in childhood was no less valuable property. After all, it can be buried! Losers bury grasshoppers, at best, frogs. Wearing hamsters, birds or mouse mouses from mousetrap. The corpse is equipped with that light with honors worthy of the leader of the Vikings. A beautiful box, a wreath of coltsfoot, the funeral procession sings: "Tu-104 is the best aircraft" and carefully waters over the grave - Saint-Saint-Saint - a cross from the twigs.

Capital flies

kapi.
Some kind of wild, drinking feeling of pleasure captured when a paper or plastic bag or paper cuns with water, sometimes tinted ink, was divided into asphalt. Wow! The higher you live, the cooler, of course. Sometimes the game started far away. For example, before throwing eggs in the roof of cars or before coming to the apartment of a disgruntled neighbor with a wet Lysina and a mustache, from which the drill is what poured into the cap in a sudden attack of ingenuity.

Product number 2.

Cond.
There were no sex in the USSR, but there were some kind of condoms. And it is unlikely that at least some kind of child managed not to stumble upon a gum poorly hidden by parents. (Rather, she was well hidden, but we were looking carefully). Of course, nothing else besides a dull balloon, this thing could not be. And then the child is usually pleased with the neighbors, running around the yard with a very recognizable subject on the rope. The most gifted also painted on the ball of the face.

Is it an apartment Zaitsev?

Tele.
In advance, giggling and holding the belly, you need to dial a random number, wait for "Hello, say!" And ask some nonsense. Do you have hot water? Tomorrow we bring to you the elephant bathe. At a thin end, you can just ride into the tube. Regardless of the response of the interlocutor, everything is lying on the floor from the laughter. And hearing the phone's call, the juvenile hooligans were shaking from fear: suddenly they have a number of number there, a rare wonder, and now will be taken to the police?

Pile Mala

Kuscha.
Clean and non-premium membership and testing of the theory of Darwin - jump over each other until the bottom will begin to fall. On the courtyard legend, some really died! At least, the buttons in the process were torn off a lot. But from this a bunch of Mala became only more tempting.

Ignite and run away

Stroy
If a magical country was in childhood, it was a construction site. And there were strange gray stones on the construction site, carbide, which was abolished and bubbled, if you throw it in a puddle. And he could have set fire to him (and burn)! Squirt antisocial entertainment, affordable and those who do not mean anything in chemistry. The main thing, through the rod of the fence to the construction site.

Children against socialist property

Rels.
Trams and trams fascinated with their power and inevitability. The temptation to test the iron monster was great. What will be with a patch, nail, cork, if you put them on the rails? And what will happen to the train itself? According to myth, from Piglet, the train could well get off the rails. Checks usually continued until the experimenters were taught from the rails behind the ears.

Shop

Jep.
Among innocent salts, spots and bounced a wonderful game of the ass. The task of the presenter was to walked by someone with the ball on the pope or head (hello, concussion). Players, at the same time, it was impossible to just run, they had to touch the Earth at least one hand. It turned out that everyone floundered on the ground, trying to cover the head and the ass at the same time. If someone persuades to catch the ball, he can throw him away, and everyone gets a chance to stay and improve their positions. And this is perhaps another intelligent and developing version of the game. In a simpler version, water is simply trying to give someone a podzhopnik, and so in turn.

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