Favorite city can sleep well - by the will of the case, all Friki, savage pests and urban crazy gathered in one place. In your stairwell.
Elephant man
You have never seen him. But you hear constantly - sometimes, at dusk, in an ominous silence from above, it suddenly suddenly hesitate. Your neighbor has ten legs and four grand piano, which he moves around the perimeter of the room when it becomes fascinated just like that.
Declassified elements
Usually live on the first floor. No one knows exactly how many of them there and who they come to each other. People they are funny, it's not a day - then a holiday. Wide, with a scope, a fight, torn the accordion and a scene of jealousy under the postal boxes.Pererelman
The third floor lives a man clearly not from the world of this - and well, if from our measurement. But it is unlikely. It is almost no shown to people - so, sometimes you will notice the edge of the eye, as it rustles along the wall in the bun. The beard is unwitted, the eyes will be taken to heaven, in any weather and with any mode, it is dressed in the same way: a shirt with a pattern of birds, a jacket with wipes, ski cap-cockerel. There is no contact, talking only with a garbage chute. Probably genius.
Woman with notepad
Energetic lady of indefinite years, in appearance - a teacher of Fizra retired. Calls you at the door more often than Jehovah's Witnesses and sellers of vacuum cleaners taken together, swear signature under some petitions and money for the repair of the fire staircase. The whole entrance knows her neat rounded handwriting - the Woman C-Notepad leads a wallpaper entrance and every day he hangs something new to the elevator - a harsh submission to those who dared to include music after a penalty or a formidable warning about hot water shutdown.Guy with a drill
The world's first cyborg, whose drill is clearly built-in. For 20 years, he has been secretly worshiped by a great macaroni monster and turns an apartment in a colander. Religion allows him to start his hellish typewriter in the morning at the weekend. Sometimes he does it and in the afternoon, but only when you decided to stick to an hour or suffer from hangover.
Rapunzel
Rapunzel can easily be male. And even without a braid in general. But he / and is definitely sharpened in the tower on the eighth floor without the right to correspond. She has no phone. And tablet too. And computer. How else to explain the fact that in the era of satellite communications and social networks daily someone yelling from the courtyard "Rapunzel, and Cho, Vova at home? BUT? Vova, I say, at home? I can not hear!".Lady in bills
Mysterious little special feature. Not without chic rummaged in a worn kimono and dramatically smokes on the landing. After meeting with her, for some reason, another half a day purring to himself a song Pugacheva about a strong woman by the window.
Nervous Essential
Not a man, but a live gamer counter, seismograph and night vision device. Calls any changes to the environment more accurately the thinnest sensors. She freezes if in April someone left the entrance door open on the walker (despite the one that lives on the 12th floor). Your cat is tolerate and through this nervous person insomnia. Its sick, if someone from the neighbors fry fish, she has a headache from cartoons, who looks at your child, from cotton your entrance animals stalls for a week and swallows Valockordin. And then it goes to complain to the manager and write a letter to the "Bulletin of the 28th microdistrict".
Relic
Relic not just seen Lenin - he remembers him from Tusten. All wars of the newest history passed, it is possible that the Swedes on the Church of Lake Bill. On this basis, relics assigned the title of moral authority and believes. At the meeting, loves to hardly ask if you do not raise your children, as it should, whether you have nothing to walk in such a skirt and does mom know what you smoke.Big Brother
More precisely, big sister, because it is usually a female character. You remember exactly that neither the word has been mentioned with it from the very moment how he transported his sofa and cat to this apartment. But some mysterious way she not only knows your name and surname - it is aware that the cat is allergic to rabbit, your sister in March gave birth to a boy, and her husband rose. She knows everything at all. After conversation with her, you want to wear a hood from foil and merchant an apartment for "bugs".