And the week did not pass, as I decided to tell you about my collapse of the preservice of the trainer and Hundefürera (which is generally the same, but he sounds incent).
I did not decide to tell about it, because I understood how a squall and assertive, and ingratiating councils and flippers, and I boast-in-in-either, and Maa-Guuu!
But, in general, so. Last Sunday was not hot (as promised), but still warm, and I decided to make a beautiful walk with my dog on a beautiful spring Moscow. Dressed not as a Hundefürer, but as a lady with a dog, well, we went. How long, briefly, we came to the patriarch, we, in general, went there and went.
Taama! No not like this. Taaaam! - Tychy people and all dense crowd go along the paths.
But I was not accustomed to retreat, and decided that since we reached this natural oasis, then we will pass the circle. Masyan requested inside the fence of the pond, since in the winter we easily walked there, and I climbed back from thousands of folk feet and I for some reason (silent, right dogs) let go of the dog from the leash. In my justification I want to say that in ordinary situations, it is quite obedient, and there was a steep slope and the dog was very uncomfortable. In general, I overestimated Masyanov Intellect.
Masyan knows that it is impossible - to drive birds (these are pigeons and crows), pussy (although they really want to hug), but they grazily grazed on the patriarchs, do you understand, ducks !!! And either, the twentieth part of the hunting blood (these are the most spectacles on white) in Masyan reconciled, or the spleen showed him the faces of his web-changing paw (at least Masyan, it argued later in his justification), but my dog, despite my cry "to stand!" Round on ducks and jumped behind them to the remnants of ice, which, to my surprise, still a thin yellow-green layer covered the surface of the pond.
And immediately fell under the ice left. But immediately emerged, frightened, and was not ashore, but again on the ice, closer to the center of the pond.
In my head of the Red Running line, the evening news title was highlighted: "The rescuer detachment took off the idiot dog from the last ice floe in Moscow in front of the hostess-idiot!"
The ducks continued to make indecent gestures Masyan, but then he was already thinking out, whether he was still to me. And went, that is, floated, among them the same closed ice floes. Having noted on the shore, not without my help, frozen beatties immediately, frightened looking around, painted through the fence in the crowd, obviously, seeking protection from my righteous anger among the fellow Muscovites and guests of the capital. Along the way, lingering from the pond water and ice residues. Seeing that people run up, and no one regrets the dog, the dog returned to the hostess and went to the leash.
And in the dress ladies with a dog went home. I didn't have a hair dryer with me, so we went under hand with a risk of a cold, but it cost. Masyan looked thin and pitiful. And ashamed.
And you know what? Every second. not. Each first, seeing us, spoke to us with condemnation: - Is it possible to bathe a dog early ????
But now tell me and you.
See also:
Dog Watching and Supil. They follow us. Fact
Dog as a detector of the situation: "The husband just wanted to keep superiority over his wife"
How to be a company pug. Agamemnona method