Step One: Adjust that you like being mushroom
Not blonde with charming curls, not a brunette with a charming smile, but a mushroom. Look attentively, the grimace of despondency (or squeamy droalling) is already imprinted in your facial wrinkles. Yes, yes, they have them. But do not worry. Mushrooms should not worry at all. They just grow, smell, spread around the controversy and quietly rotten at the end.Think that this is exactly what attracts you in a state of fungus, what are you ready to poison life yourself?Step two: Stop cherish your mushroom essence
Perhaps once here is this pity or a constant desire to bite your neighbor worked with you as a protective reaction. Or you had such a mood. Now it's time to admit: you have fun, looking for permanent symptoms that the ugly surrounding world constantly substitutes to you. And you like that your surroundings fearfully squeezes the sphincter: bombing or not? Stop feed your inner mushroom. It is possible that soon you will find that people around are not at all trying to push you constantly, and the world, in principle, is not so bad.Step three: on a frying pan!
Contrary to all the instructions of the right mushroom, mushroom we will not cut off, and pull out from the ground. So sure for sure. You have a very difficult day: you will not make a burst, sorry yourself or try to overlook the throat of Tover girl in the subway. As soon as you feel how this usual wave rolls, exhale and send the mushroom to the pan. And while he will be horror, make the exact opposite of what you were going to do. Smile. Release. Ignore. Switch to something pleasant. You will see where you will spend where how less strength and energy and discover that without a curl, growing somewhere in the area of solar plexus, breathes easier.Step four: Pour the fungal concrete
To sure. Changing the usual model of thoughts and behavior can cause you a sense of vulnerability, insecurity and helplessness. As if in a bad dream, when you found that I went out to the street naked (and people are trying with fingers and laugh, scoundrels!). Do not give in, these are all provocations of your inner mat. Remember: for a permanent desire to regret ourselves, mushrooms are hiding discontent and angry. And sooner or later, any mushroom can be eaten by a man. Maybe even slowly yes under good drinking. And you will be helplessly stitching on the fork, clap your eyes (what kind of surreal horror we have written you now!) And guess how much it happened.Step five: remember that you are for a person
Strict and demanding. Modest and shy. Superstitious. Good, hard, hot-tempered and waste. The main thing is that, unlike the mushroom, a person knows when these qualities appropriately show, and when the effort needs to be done and not allowed them to take up. And yet: he knows how to prepare mushrooms.Text author: Olga Ravchenko