10 reasons to wash the selfie right now!

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Do not tell us about the sin of vanity. Who did not spend the quiet winter evenings, lovingly reviewing the collection of self officers? But Selfie is also a useful tool for preparing for the main night of the year. We found as many as 10 reasons to click yourself.

Nobody photographed you year

Because on each break you are behind the photographer and "oh, kat, take us off on the background of Orgia." Now these ungrateful bastards fall asleep ribbon with their rotten results of the year with illustrations, and you are sitting like a fool with a washing neck and without a photo chronic. It's never too late to catch up - leping masterpiece butt and hint that the year you had such that the children up to 18 were better not to see it.

You need objectivity

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Front chambers are ruthless. Worse than booth "Photo on documents." Want to get the rigid and impartial criticism of the New Year's bow - do Selphi without filters, not particularly turning the neck and without coming to the window for the saving effect of rebar. If even under such conditions with the photo is watching something decent - no doubt, you are a goddess and beautiful beauty.

You want to look into the rear

It happens that in front of everything in Outlook, feathers and fitness, and behind the horror and strap from the leaf sticks. Touch the mirror and make a selfie with the inside to check if there is no confusion there.

You have not yet turned into a pumpkin

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In the sense, until midnight, all these curls, airiness and sparkles are unlikely to live, and the photographs are disheveled and the sweaty and so will be enough - friends are separated. Capture this moment for the story, otherwise, then you will not prove to anyone that in 9 pm you were fresh and beautiful as the May Rosa, and no Olivier in the hairstyle.

You are a conceptual artist

These are all sorts of choys make selfie, and you work on a large-scale project "Evolution Marusi". Someday your selfie in chronological order will be squeezed into the "Teit" gallery and you will break the bank to the Niva of Contemporary Art.

You are in the form

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The New Year's make-up rehearsed and in the impurity of inspirations was effective before something such that it is impossible to withdraw in people because of extreme radicality, and it is impossible to betray. Click on the fitness of myself, save for descendants - and for those moments when the doubts are overcome: Do I have a gunpowder in the powder? There is a whole arsenal.

You are next to someone unimaginable

We would like to have the incomingness of some who are not dumb like this, without prelude, raise the phone and take a picture of some urban frrick, the girl in thongs on top of leopard jeans in the subway or aunt is an exact copy of Kruilla de Ville. But we are constrained, so at such moments we do Selfie, following the character also hit the frame. You can additionally make a face "Oh-God-something it was."

You have no mirror

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We do not know how you managed to climb such wilderness, where there are no mirrors, and even on January 31. Otherwise, how I went for the Christmas tree and accidentally removed to the Finnish border. But since you have a smartphone to read it, it means that it has a camera - a normal substantive mirror replacement.

You are in decline and sadness

A few hours before the new year, even the most skeptical skeptics covers or unfounded euphoria, or black melancholy. In the latter case, wait for the closet until the end of the vacation. Schonutni in Societary Selfie with the Christmas tree and collect compliments.

You forgot someone to congratulate

Skupori champagne bottle, make Selfie with a glass and gave everyone who is far away. Chin-Chin, Happy New Year!

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