13 signs that on the calendar January 1

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New Year's Eve - the thing is unpredictable: after it you can find a lot of interesting and sudden in your own life. If you are lost in the space-time continuum, pics.ru is in a hurry to the rescue - here's a drawn of a dozen signs that on the calendar on January 1, which means that the new year accurately managed!

You look at the clock and you can not understand: 9.45 - is it morning or evening?

You woke up - and sit right at the bottom with the table!

On one of your cheek, a fingerprint with a sofa upholstery pattern, and the other fun is decorated with sticking confetti, icons and, yes, damn, Salat "Olivier"

The apartment is covered with a smooth layer of serpentine, confetti, ash from Bengal lights and lifeless bodies

On TV without tired Show "Irony of Fate"

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You think a terribly funny joke about last year's salad

In social networks, silence, peace and exclusively congratulations - everyone is sleeping

Moving around the house, you stick with all parts of the body to the most unexpected places, and on some even climb

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You have a vague anxiety on your soul that yesterday you were noticed in the vigorous honor and dignity of events with the other of your friend. By the way, it seems that he is under the table, and from the clothes on it only the Deadmorosovskaya beard. Hmm

You are tormented by the vanity of all the existing, emotional vacuum and the feeling of their own insignificance. But only before the first gland of the sparkling.

By the way, where is the tree? And why is the window open? And on the windowsill, a few spruce needles and a shiny ball ...

All the most cool! Happy New Year! Your PICS.ru.

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