It is very insulting to be in a closed space among people who begin to discuss some kind of surprised project, and you are not in the material at all. And it does not matter that you have no time to watch the series, you are chairman of the Board of Directors, received a nobel and capable, without noticing, spending a six-digit amount in dollars for the evening. All this ceases to make a value at that moment when the amazed eyes turn into your direction: "You have not watched? Here you are suckers. " It's a shameful. But we will help you completely free and not without pleasure.
GAME OF THRONES Starks are good, Lannisters are bad, but Lannisters have Tyrion, which dwarf, but very cute, though Lannister. However, Jame recently also became nothing - this is because he cut off his hand. In the hand, all Kaka, brother. John Snow does not know anything, 30% of stars killed at the Red Wedding, and the little Bran broke the spine, but he knows how to move into the body of his Lutovol. Bastard Ruse Bolton really psycho - cut off the theton of grazing member, Stannis Baratheon, too, overhauled the brain with his red woman, and all the little girls dream of being similar to Arenk. And Deeneris Targaryen climbed into the fire and gave birth to dragons. Three jokes. Motherland Carrie works in the CIA, she is cool above the sky, but she has a bipolar disorder. And the stronger the disorder, the better Karry consists, so it categorically does not want to be treated. There is something in it, you will agree. And Nicholas Broodya kidnapped a hundred years ago in Afghanistan - first tortured, and then fed and pierced. Nicholas penetrated, accepted Islam and decided to close in a terrorist. All such heroic came to his native America, and the Shahid belt itself is wearing and the senators are running. Carrie suspects him, but no one believes, because she is psych. Only Soul believes, so cool. And then Carrie and Nicholas fall in love and two seasons make a choice between love and debt. With varied success. Love even defeats a little, from this Carrie becomes pregnant, but Nicholas still hang on the crane to death. The third season started, waiting for the son to revenge for his father. Or daughter. Ultrasound, it seems there was no. Or was. Do not essence. Alien The cargo ship is nostromo furrows the expanses of the universe and stumps the disaster signal. Then we learn that this is not SOS, but, on the contrary, the warning "Do not fit - kill", but it is already. A frozen alien creature is buried or uses, as living cocoons for its heirs. In general, everyone died, except Sergeant Ripley. In the second film, Ripley returns to kill the creature as part of the Commando Group. And again everyone died but Ripley. And even besides a little girl and a pretty guy, which, however, will be thrown back in the third part before the initial titles. In the third series, everyone died, including the Ripley itself, which rushed into a Chan with molten metal as a terminator. Because, unlike the Terminator, there was a pregnant next alien creature. In the fourth part, Ripley was suddenly cloned, and, right with creature. And now the creature thinks that Ripley is his mother. And the ripley then the creature will kill anyway, but will cry, because it is attached. This ancient Saga could be forgotten (all the more so that it is not a series in his standard understanding), if recently did not remove the prequel. Prince called "Prometheus". Once in an awkward situation, you can say: "Prometheus" is an amazing shit ", to spit on the floor and nothing else to explain. Saga fans with you will be more consolidated. GLOWWORM Ancient hit, relatively recently conquered the hearts of the Russian-speaking population of the planet Earth. Spaceship class "Firefly" - a refuge of charming smugglers, brilliant fugitives from the metropolis and prostitutes of the extra-class. One series is one planet - one story. The essence of the stories to know is not necessary, the main thing, hearing in the company's phrase "Series" Firefly ", roll over the eyes of the mountain and to look into the sky to the voice of a professional Ploft driver:" Would you closed this series, bastards?! ". The answer will be sympathetic views, whose hand will firmly sink your shoulder, and a quiet voice says: "Hold on, brother, I also hurt." Lost. The airliner crashes in a tropical island, but a man survive in the catastrophe. However, the number of survivors is reduced pretty quickly, because some mysterious labud is going on on this tropical island. The bear is white, the size of the bus, then black smoke that all eats. And then suddenly at all - the bunker with the button that needs to be pressed once every four hours, and not the world collapses. In general, it is impossible to understand this, explain - especially. But very interesting, yes. In English, even an expression "Lost in" Lost "appeared for specially filled down. After hitting the company where it is actively discussing what is happening in the series, in principle, it is quite enough to raise your eyes and sigh: "Kat is so beautiful" (if you are a boy) or "Jack - Dream" (if you are a girl). In extreme cases, you can ask a counter question: "How do you think - how did the series ended? I have a feeling that they all died in a plane crash, and this island is purgatory. " After that, you can calmly eat standing on the table food alone, perceiving the desperate dispute sitting next to the white noise. THE BIG BANG THEORY Sitkom about four beeps-physicists, two of which remove the apartment opposite the beauty-blonde. The series does not have a horizontal plot (although one of the physicists by the end of the seventh season is going to marry a blonde), so it is meaningless to retell it. In order not to get into an awkward situation, you can say: "And remember, like Sheldon ..." and start to laugh. The rest will pick up. "24" Jack Bauer. Just remember this name. More, in general, no need to memorize. And, well, is it worth knowing that Jack Bauer is even more unstellicing than Bruce Willis heroes. Because if the heroes of Bruce Willis sometimes kill, then the hero of Khifer Sutherland is never. Actually, this fact will not allow not to see the "24" person to get to come. Speak from the threshold: "But we argue that this season is exactly ruling?". And the discussion will instantly move to the amount of the bet. And - yes - money can be lost, because Jack Bauer as soon as they did not try to finish. Scriptures from despair once even blew up a nuclear bomb in Los Angeles. And everything is no sense. Sherlock Sherlock Holmes transferred to our time was so charming sociopath that the audience was powered by delight. You most likely not bloom for a serious discussion of the plot, because all the fans, hopping the breath, are waiting for the next season. Here, most importantly, do not bloom: "And I am a nice old good Holmes, everything else is from the evil." Well, if suddenly flashed, then run. Fast. DR. HOUSE Gregory House is a brilliant drug doctor who hates people, and you will agree, you can understand. House loves Lisa Cuddy, she is his boss. Cuddy loves Haus too, but he spoils everything. Even in the series there is Dr. Forman - this is the Haws antagonist and generally a goat, although an African American, which is extremely faded correctly. Non-pollocking is a business card of the series, in general. There, of course, there are still all sorts of different doctors, but they all are fascinated before Dr. Thirteen, who left the sexuality far behind even the Divine Cat from the "Lost" and Daeneris from the "Thrones". And Haus has Dr. Wilson (Allyusy on Dr. Watson), which oncologist and everyone saves everyone. And then he will be sick and will be able to save himself, but just leaves with a house on the motorcycles along the road illuminated by the Sun, which, obviously symbolizes life. BLACK MIRROR Just look at this series, it's short. And then you will be contemptuously spit towards those who have no time to see it.