Evgeny Evstigneev and Lenin
Something Evgeny Evstigneev, playing in the play on the play of the Shatrov "Bolsheviks" coming out from the newly wounded Lenin to the hall, where the entire Bolshevik Tip, instead of the phrase: "Lenin's forehead is yellow, wax ..." said: "Lenin ... Waop yellow! ". The performance stopped for a long time. The "legendary commissars" was mounted with laughter behind the scenes and did not want to return.
Execution Komsomolman
At one time in theaters was forbidden to use the starting pistols. It was categorically prescribed to use weapon layouts on the stage, and the shots are served due to the scenes. And in the same theater there is a patriotic play. On the edge of the quarry there is a knitted Komsomolets, and the ruthless fascist is aiming in it from the pistol. Everyone is waiting for the shot and death of the Komsomolets, but the kneading behind the scenes of someone was heard. No shot and no. "Fascist" is waiting for a minute, another and completely household gesture scratches his temple with a pistol bowl. As I discharge, the flushing slap at this very moment creates! BEMC! "Fascist", being an artist of realistic school and a professional, nothing can do anything and falls dead. Then the Komsomolet, who, too, a professional and realist, understands that it is necessary to save the final. With a cry "I will not give alive!" He rushes into the Stand. Curtain.Gull
"Chaika" Chekhov. In the final of the performance, as you know, a shot should be sounded. Then the doctor Dorn must come to the scene and say: "The fact is that Konstantin Gavrilovich shot himself." But during Odoy, some of the statements, the shot does not sound on time, and the actor playing Dr. Dorn understands that you need to do something. He goes on stage, stands for quite a long time, still waiting for a shot, but because there is still no shot, says: "The fact is that Konstantin Gavrilovich hanged himself. All right. The performance is saved. You can remove. And then the shot is heard! Then the doctor, a little more thought, says: - and shot himself.
Anthony and Cleopatra
At the Vakhtang scene goes "Anthony and Cleopatra". In the role of Caesar - Mikhail Ulyanov. The events on the stage are close to the junction: here is - Caesar is draining with knives, the hall in voltage, women are sobbing ... And then a vague voice of the kneading from all the speakers, say to Ulyanov: as soon as it dies, let him immediately call home "! Curtain.Prompter
The actor forgot words. Ordinary story. Suffler hits the booth: - In the counteer you see a mother! In the counteer you see a mother! The actor looks around, takes a decanter from the table and, with surprise, looking there exclaims: - Mom, how did you get there ??!
Eugene Onegin
On one of the performances "Eugene Onegin", for some reason he did not shoot a gun. But Onegin was not confused and deftly hit Lena foot. The actor playing Lensky turned out to be an intelligent small and with the exclamation: "What a torture! I understood everything - my boots poisoned! " - fell and died beautifully in convulsions.People's Artist and Toilet
Small theater rides on tour by train. There are a lot of people, full of sucks. In the prosecated tambour, the famous Varvara Massalitinova is waiting for the toilet. Five minutes, ten, fifteen ... Massalitinova is waiting, and everything is busy toilet. Finally, Varvara Osipovna does not withstand and mighty, a low voice reports to sitting in the toilet: "There is a People's Artist of the RSFSR Massalitinova!" Because of the door, there is an even more powerful and low voice: "And the People's Artist of the USSR is sitting here! Wait, varnish! "
Piece about scientists
In some long forgotten play about the Soviet scientists, the actor who played the secretary of the party organization of the institute, instead of the text: "Why so climbing itching so much ..." - said: "Why is it so good to okay ...", for which it was immediately dismissed. And behold.Bat
Like a people's artist of Russia Maria Gustavovna Vix sang Rosalind in the "bat" I.Shtraus. "Adele!" - she called on the plot of the maid, leaving the scene. Adel at that time had to try the dress of the hostess and, frightened, climb the box. So she did. Meanwhile, the angry Vix - Rosalind heel shoes hooked for Tulle, fortified on one of their columns. Butaforous columns were dangerously staggered, tired and prepared to fall. In the hall heard laughter. But Maria Gustavovna was not confused and reproached Adel's timely out of the box at a timely: - Well, where do you go? See? Without you, the whole house for some reason falls apart.
Legend of Sacred Mount
In the Tyaz, there is a premiere of the play "Legend of the Sacred Mountain". According to the plot, the mouse people are constantly forced to hide from the soaring eagles feeding on, by itself msmi. But one mouse, overcoming the fear of the eagle, climbs to the sacred mountain, where in the award for courage, he will be given a miracle - he himself becomes an eagle. And then - the final scene - two eagles (one - a former mouse) spin in a ritual dance. All frozen. And then the children's voice from the first rows to the whole hall says: "And Cho, is it now what to eat his own"?