We, the editors of PICS, - people, of course, unpleasant, but very fair. And we consider the approval of "Men - Goats" no less relevant truth than "women - goats". And if simple words, it will fly from us to girls. Not everyone, of course, only some, but for business.
Cute men! Risching to be expelled from women for violation of corporate ethics, we decided to tell you about the types of women, from which you need to stay away. Of course, you still bloom, but on a terrible court at the PICS team will be an excuse.Eternal child
So small, so pretty, she will disappear without you. Eyes-buttons. Is it possible to produce it to this cruel world? It is quite obvious that your girl is at the bottom of the food chain, and evil aunts from the Sberkassy will eat it. For example, yesterday she drove in a minibus, she was nahamili, and she still cry. Therefore, it needs to be protected as a vase of the era of Mil, carry on the car and pampering in every way. Suggest her to independently change the crane or buy yourself tampons - it sounds blaspheme. And meanwhile, it knows how much it. Just she laziness ;-)
Rokova
Maybe almost perfect, at first glance. And beautiful, and smart, and earn, and the candles in the car can change. Or can not change the candle, but it writes poems. Good, not "snow-running". It is quite a decent pair, if it were not for one "but": in its system of values, a man should suffer. Ideally, two men should suffer at the same time. Such a woman can bring a man on your birthday, to say "it's Vasya, we love each other, let's live together until you find yourself an apartment - I'm not a beast to kick you out on such a day." In the meantime, you grab the mouth of the air, she will quarrel with Vasya, falls on his knees and says: "I'm sorry, the devil attacked." In the meantime, you are setting up for not forgiving her for anything in the world, Vasya again, and the instinct of the owner will make you fight. In general, a rocky woman is the best way to acquire exquisite silver (like Targarey) hair color in 25 years.
Simply Maria
This is the previous one with the sign "On the contrary". She should suffer because the main heroine of the series always suffers. Your pathetic attempts not to give her a reason for suffering are just funny. If you are not able to perform simple actions to break her heart, - she will come up with them. You will still be a scum, come across. Sinopsis Such: Zaguka (real or invented), hundreds of missed calls from you, hundred perturbed calls to you (from all common acquaintances), you buy roses, fall on your knees, say: "Yes, I'm a tiller", stormy reconciliation and two days of silence . And then starts the second season.
Comrade Colkovnik
Well, with this everything is clear, yes? The only plus - you know the provisions of the charter in advance. That is, no surprises. You will be acquainted in advance with sanctions for scattered socks and promote the need to paint the grass from the fence to lunch for the sake of improving the defense capability of your society. This is the war of floors, ordinary. For any cant - execution before the system, which, however, may not seem like such a bad alternative, there are things and worse. For example, a gaptwathet with relocation to the sofa in the hallway and the penalfabat in the form of trees of cottages.
High-processovoy
Lord, how will she get you ... The essence of the claims are simple - you are not developing, with you nothing to talk about, you are not even able to feel gratitude to the new day. Gloomy "I feel" does not work. Your gratitude to the new day should manifest itself in the form of the joy of Terrier, which is thrown by the ball. In short, run, Forest, Run, as soon as you hear something like: "Everything is in order, cute? You have Aura somehow strangely darkened "
The sequence of the mysterious religious denomination
It can be like a terrible mix of generally accepted religions and something exotic, like a picnic witnesses church on the side of the left brother from Pandora's planet. The problem is not that you have to reckon with beliefs beloved and also to carry out strange rituals (not to sleep on Saturday night on Sunday, do not eat eggs, eat saurance and kissing a smteorite brochion). The problem is that you do not know the ultimate goal. It is possible that sex with the priestess of the god of earthly mantle is just the first stage of the ritual. And at the last stage you will cut the heart by an obsidian knife.
Brain Slizen
At first glance - a woman and a woman. Pretty, kind, feeds delicious and does not get on trifles. But this is just an illusory shell, designed to mislead you and put the vigilance. In fact, this is a cunning creature that penetrates through the kiss and kidnaps your identity. Look around. Do you say it phrase? Did you change the circle of communication? Your old friends look at you with horror? Yes that's it. A jelly-like creature is sitting on your head and, morning, devouring your pituitary gland.
Popular blogger
You will be much worse than the regulars of tabloid pages. In yellow newspapers operate with rumors, your baba will write naked and not always (not always, almost never) pleasant truth. Live with a popular blogger is to live in an apartment with glass walls. But these are still flowers. Berries will go when you throw it. Then you learn how hard this faceless electric crowd - those people who yesterday lyaquisie your pictures, because you "look like so happy and shine", tomorrow you will bring a comments fountain on you on the topic "Yes, you can see that an asshole " And, incited by fans, your ex-woman will write more and more brighter. As a result, when you pass through in Vyshny Volochka, you will go to the sip of coffee at the gas station, the saleswomen will exhaust and, lowering the eyes, giggled. As they also know that you have a small member.
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