Friday - It's time to raise glasses, because a long free life, consisting of Saturday and Sunday, is ahead. But if you are going to have a drink surrounded by capacious people, safety technician recommends to look at the drinking companions in the passport in order to find birthday. And then you never know.
Capricorn
Consciousness of drunk Capricorn is calculated by a simple formula: the nature is in the tenth degree plus the root of common sense to multiply by minus one. The state occurs after the third glass and it does not change, regardless of the amount of drunk. A closed and cautious Capricorn in a drunken form turns into a soul of a company that generously harvested compliments to others and good-natured reacts to the subnishes. Do not be fooled! The catch lies in the fact that this bastard remembers everything.Aquarius
Drunk Aquarius is able to turn the world, without expanding on such trifles as the point of support. He grabs a sheet of paper and gives birth to divine lines, rushes to the canvas and three strokes in the history of world painting, composes revolutionary economic models or creates a new religion. Only here, unfortunately, no one ever seen this. Like, in fact, drunken aquarius. Because it is usually a slightly caught Aquarius says: "You are here it, and I went to sleep." And goes to sleep.
Fish
If the fish - drank, hold the distance. If the fish drank a lot - run. Drunk fish is experiencing the entire spectrum of emotions in four minutes, after which it repeats this cycle, as long as he is able to move the gills. Just she sobbed in the corner, because no one loves her, and in thirty seconds he was already happily jumping around his chairs, waving shorts over her head and mosquitors to the drinking companions Ikra. And at the same time he just retells the first person's anecdote as a story that happened to her just yesterday.Aries
The first rule of drinking with Aries: Never drink with Aries. If you are already drinking with Aries, try to put sober aquarius next to you so that he helped you in time. Otherwise, you risk waking up in some Leningrad (where it would be nor), after which it turns out that yesterday you married an elderly teacher of the Russian language and offended a good man in a black hat from artificial fur. At the same time, Aries will sympathize with absolutely sober eyes on you and swing head: "What are you so, we are a little bit." Well, if you are Aries, it should be borne in mind that other characters have very strange physiology - they are drunk from alcoholic beverages.
calf
Drunk Taurus always pretends that he sober. Even if the Taurus crawls on the floor, as a snail, leaving behind a wet trail, then still sure that the evening only began. The Tales have an unshakable rule: to take everything from life. All money, all sex and the house is a complete bowl. It applies equally to alcohol. Having been going to drink with the Taurus, do not save, otherwise you risk you hear something like: "I went to the fool behind Vodka - he will bring one." However, two vodka will not save you too: after them, the Taurus appears to the world of the brush to the Beharcher and doubt everything, to what will be able to use: a coffee service, geranium, and your good relationship.Twins
The notorious duality of the twins at the stage of alcoholic intoxication retreats, bringing one of the hypostasis to the fore. And here - how lucky. On-the mountain can get out a cheerful kitty with a microphone and a summary "You will sing out!" Or a gloomy outcading of hell, which does not just hate everyone around, but also in every way to destroy them. In the second case, Vizati twin risks learn a lot about his appearance, about his abilities and about their life decisions. And the next morning the twin smells with hand - they say, are you crazy, offended? Well I was drunk.
Cancer
To drink cancer is the only way to recognize it in real. A semi-legged master of disguise in a drunken form is open to the world and, finally, ceases to be shy. If you get to spontaneous sex sober cancer - the task with an asterisk, then drunk cancer is almost in alone stockings and all burns. Of course, the next morning Cancer will climb into his chitin and will be silent there, tiping his teeth, suffer.a lion
Drunk lion is no different lion from sober. Is that the amount of decibel increases directly proportional to the amount of drunk. Sober lion, telling about his valor, adventures and victories, still sometimes pauses to breathe a little air. But a drunken lion air is completely nothing. Drunk Lero need to tell the hundredth time from the series "What I am cool, Lord", because in the company of twenty people, one unfortunate, who did not hear this story for some reason.
Virgo
Why drink Virgin - completely incomprehensible. Perhaps the soul of a drunk virgin is temporarily coming out of the body, in order to wander through green fields with violets and grazing unicorn. In our sinful world, there are three mandatory stages: "I am so drunk" (after the first gland of the cocktail), "I love you so much" (middle of the night) and "Where is aspirin?" (In the morning). Young hanglighted maid can in the morning find out that she is no longer maiden, but never remember details. Very convenient, by the way.Libra
Scales are afraid of drinking, but very love. Because only in a drunken state, they cease, finally weigh all around and come to harmony with the outside world. Eternal search for a light ideal temporarily stopped, because it is the very situation when there are no ugly women. Stupid men, by the way, too. All such muscles, bunnies and seals, which is completely incomprehensible, as it was possible to smear the nose in aesthetic rejection of the universe. True, the next weight of the weights remembering how they managed to reside to BruderShaft with a man from a threshing-crushing technical school becomes unbearable. But so then in the morning.
Scorpio
Scorpio dries smoothly to the condition of the courage, and then slows down sharply, continuing to pour others, at the same time Jesuit pushing "I have a light hand." He is lying! The scorpions are very, very heavy hand, and they extremely love to look at how their sacrifices are trying to stand up on their feet. If you plan to supply Scorpion specifically to, for example, to drain it into bed or to detect some information, it is better to shoot yourself at once. Because he will say: "Yes, of course, but let's first one, I'm Nalu, I have an easy hand." And then - yes - Leningrad, an elderly teacher and a kind man in a black hat. You can drink with scorpions exclusively to those who dream of becoming a Star of the U-Tuba.Sagittarius
Sagittarius alcoholic. Or sober. Because Sagittarius has failed. Or managed. It is not clear how to drink with a shooter. In the first case, there is not enough health. In the second case, you will die from boredom about half a lecture on the dangers of alcohol consumption. But whatever it was, hitting at the table with Square, do everything as he says. It is harmful to argue with him - he will shoot you, either offended, and the last one is incomparably worse.