To protect yourself and neighbor, need power, courage and special means. But sometimes other factors are connected - for example, dementia and courage, candy and umbrellas ... We have collected real stories that prove: life beats not only the key!
Robin from Sherwood
I walked along the central street - and in the area of flower kiosks, I saw a healthy jar in a coat silently out of a teenager. The people around gathered and looks. I turned the man to myself with a question: "Do you offend a piece of boy?!" And got a blow to the chest ... We did not have time to send, how the valiant police patrol flew out. And during the proceedings, they established ... that while this man (paratrooper, barking ... Him is strong, kind), who stayed in anticipation of a romantic date, bought flowers, boyfriend is a mobile phone. But was caught. And here I, like Robin from Sherwood!About the benefits of pneumat
The real case of successful defense pneumatics. Or rather - 654th. Returned comrade home. In the afternoon I bought MP-654, in the evening wrapped with Kum, in general, it was drunk, satisfied with the pistol in a backpack behind his back. Suddenly - Sugostates on the way, ask for money and things. Comrade from surprise and grieving insecurely waved a backpack. Forgetting about seven hundred grams of iron. And in the accuracy of the head of the main Suporant cracked. Yes, it cracked well - with a crunch and bouffagon. The second Supostat decided to retreat and quickly disappeared into the dusk ... But Comrade remained terribly dissatisfied. Because in the backpack there was another bottle of vodka. Here she is choking and bullin. It's a shame!
Protection of inteligent
I'm going with a sister to work (in one office worked) in the subway. Rear stands an intellectual in glasses, a face resembling Khazanov. Quietly, the eyes of a must. I think my sister in the player, I think about my own, opa - for us the swearing somehow went ... I turn around - some worker 50 years old with pulling mats puts in the reverse of the intellectual, while holding the gate. Sister in surprise, I pushing to uncle. The train slows down - well, and only the doors opened, the false-khazanov turns around and is silent to the platform. At the same time, I grab my shoulders with a scream: "Uncle, what a garbage!" And he was so stupid: "You stand - you do not see, and this whose girl in your bag has been driving two hands!" Such an idiot felt myself, my mother ...Winning with tears in the eyes
In my eyes, in a typical emo, Typical Emo tried to press Mobile. The boy burst out and, not stops crying, charged a hooligan from his feet in the groin, and then with sobs barely did not scratch his eyes, after which with screams "Fire!" jumped out of the bus and ran away. Yes, it looked wildly in stupid, but he achieved his goal - she defended himself and survived ...
It is inconvenient
In the late 90s, I worked as a security guard in my club "in the area." On one day off, there was another scuffle, with the promise to "break all who at the entrance". The situation was destroyed ... I go to the house at night, I go into the entrance, I fell to the elevator, I call ... When the elevator approaches, I hear the Topot, someone runs into the entrance and rushes to the elevator. When entering the elevator, I rengulate the gas "Makarych", I hold it under the jacket ... The elevator doors begin to close, but the fizzing squints his hands between the doors, trying to stop the elevator. I raise the trunk to the head level, take a step back, trying to see the opponent ... And I see a neighbor on the floor that breaks down rests in the blow. In general, it was uncomfortable, the barrel immediately returned to Cobur, apologized. But it was shaking it, until they reached!Fuck!
I came home from work all of myself tired and tortured by American capitalism. My daughter came to us, the thunderstorm arrived, she remained. Only I took a fork, how someone began to aggressively hammer into the entrance door. I approached the doors and politely ask who is there in two languages. I did not receive an answer in any language. Only sat down, again the dolbed began. Even more politely I ask: "What x @ th is behind the doors and what x @ I need?" After this tirady, they calmed down behind the door, and I sat down at the table. Only sat down - again Dolubzh, the door almost with the loops. Rounded to the bedside table, where it lies his native PM. I see the edge of the eye: CZ-83 daughter from another bedside table pulls. Well, I think we will teach. It came to the door, rushed ... And I did not get into the face. And shoot no one. I have two hefty trees near the house. So, on one of them, a healthy bitter was backed - and all this time under the gusts of the wind fell on the door ...
Where to bring ears?
Were on the shooting range. There is democratic, if with all its own - give protection (for ears), target, and go - do not stand above the soul. Shot, call the instructor to the last number in the mobile number, I say: "I shot where the ears bring?" And I hear the fucking female voice: "What ears?!" I: "Well, how what, ordinary ears ..." did not immediately understand what the number was missed ...Instead of women Tanya
He moved to another house, no one knew anyone there. Gathered early at the cottage. I wake an hour in 4 hours and I see that, through the entrance, someone got into the "Zhigul" and digs there under torpedo. I did not want to get a knife in the stomach, and I, having left for the corner, called the cops that the car hijaculate. Upon arrival in the courtyard prepared to hear about the prevented hijacking and get gratitude ... But here I hear the discussion: "... came out, the fuses in the dimensions burned so that the petal came off and keeps the new one. I shake the wire, the cops fly here, put in the dirt, they kick in the side ... figured out, in short. Some bitch called that the car hijaches! This is probably an alcoholic woman of Baba Tanya, I sent her with a question, "and she dirty. Kill, let it only come out! " I silently silently ...
I am not a robber!
I went to jewelry after paying. Briefcase pushed the armpit. And there "Jorge" in Cobur was. Due to the fact that the portfolio is chicken, the ardent unbuttoned. Holster just approximately fit. "Jorge" falls out, the very floor is right hand I catch it. The guard looks and thinks: everything began, but not twitching. And myself dare that it will be now. I wrote a writing: "I'm not a robber!" The gun was thrown over the belt, I looked at one chain, apologized, it was not convenient to choose, left ...
For grandmother's
I do not know the details, but it seems like this. In the subway, a drunken colonel of the Ministry of Internal Affairs asked Drunk again a young man to give way to the old woman. It turns out that the world is not without good cops! In response to this, when leaving the carrier, the minister of law enforcement received in his face from the gas can, because of what the gun pulled out and began to fall left and right. Result: Grandma is pleased, a cop in a hospital with an eye burn, one wounded girl in a squabble, in another bullet stuck in the folds of fur coats. And all for what?Man in cycling
We clung to somehow with one computer. The bazaar smoothly switched to a fist fight. And everything would be nothing, but one peasant Dryn grabbed, and let them take care of everyone who will come to hand. It's scary, because they will not be much straight against the dna with bare hands. Here is my friend and realized - grabbed my bike, which was lying nearby, and threw him in the opponent. Bike accurately at him and walked. Here all the participants froze for a while in bewilderment, walked by watching as a man with a donya trying to get out of the bike. Having noted, he threw a club and ran away, and a fight on it was over, while moving back to ordinary Russian words ...
Almost Award Darwin
As soon as I received the right, I bought myself a bat. And proudly threw the back seat. Well, just in case - he felt so harder. And after half a year, flew into the post - so this crap when braking, from the rear seat on the head I flew so so, that, as stars were blocked in the eyes ... and flew further through the broken frontal. So she never took advantage, he pretended to someone. Not a swarm pit, called ...