Writers and scenarios are forever parasitized on the topic of unity of opposites in love. And we know, sorry for unhappy characters. And we do not want to believe in these so-called couples.
Because in life there can be no love between these characters. And warm family maidoboes are not the best recipe for happiness. Well, it seems to us.
Ellie and Noah, "Diary of Memory"
We say "Romantic Drama", mean - "excellent tears". They lived happily ever after and died in one day. So, of course, it does not happen, but our tear glands do not care. Save handkerchief! Although no, wait a minute ... There are here you want to start a new page of the novel with your first love? Yes, yes, with the most love that foam on the waves of postpubertat. Ready to start first and live life with this person? What do you whisper there? "God forbid"? That's the same.
Edward and Vivian, "Beauty"
Editorial PICS will give a chocolate cake to the person who will clearly explain how such a thing could happen. Well, extremely. Only, Chur, do not sick: the conditions of the task are known to everyone, do not invent Vivian work under cover, and Edward is a slight degree of dementia.
Natalie and David, "Real Love"
No, we will not ask how this strange shy boy became the prime minister. And about how this is more than a strange girl settled on such a job, we are also modestly silent. We will ask about something else: since when are weird boys and girls who suffer from extreme degree of shyness, began to seek love? A timid prime minister should grab some Thunder-Baba for the eye, and the shy secretary would give any uncle, from fifteen years he experienced a daddy of all unfortunate kids. That would be true. And so - no. Do not believe!
Jane Eyre and Mr. Rochester
Classic duet sadist and masochist. Sadist and Mazochist in a bad sense. Poor, inquiring with life Girl and Uncle, imagining himself with a brutal male - this moan is called our song. That is, they are a couple, of course. But where are there, sorry, Heppi & End? The only possible happy end in such a story is when the unfortunate spouse makes the legs until the husband starts to acquaint her head with the door jamb. Do not believe? And you re-read, re-read.
Lyudmila Prokofievna and Novoselites
People do not change - this time. If people are changing outwardly - this does not mean that they change internally - these are two. The aunt with an iron character is devoid of unloading, the yard is three. And finally, four: some people really change - in rare, exceptional cases. Some women manage to be happy with men whose behavior corresponds to the behavior of a five-year-old child. But marrying a person who has not once and did not take you into his public disgrace - this is, sorry, in no gate.
Hermione and Ron.
The relationship of this couple is inflated to such an extent that the author did not even bother them to describe them. Something there is between them in the last book, but it does not like it even remotely. Here is a paradox: throughout the TV series and Ron, and Hermione were normal, alive people, and only in the last volumes suddenly became wooden Pins. Naturally, in the last chapter, we wanted to read the following: Hermione came out for Harry, and Ron remained a bachelor, and friends condemn him for the fact that he is a womanizer. But no. Hermione came out for Ron. That awkward moment when it is easier to believe in the existence of Hogwarts than in the marriage of this couple.
Jack and Neutiri, "Avatar"
We are all such tolerant only for one reason: we are still alone in the universe. And if tomorrow they will come to us some strangers - then we will understand that we are all xenophobes. Everything is united to the last man. Why are there any people, turn to statistics: 1% of white, 5% dark-skinned and 14% of Asians are decided with a representative of another race. It is easy to imagine that the two-meter blue beauty the chances are generally zero - this if she wanted. But she would not want. Imagine that Marciana is attacked on us. These aggressive creatures growing on the belt, they are slippery and stink, but they know how to turn into the likeness of a person. Where is the turn of earthly brides, hiding to grab their smaller happiness? Who is the last, girls?
Katerina and Georgy Ivanovich
No no and one more time no. And it is not necessary to say that this film is not about our generation, but about the generation of our moms, who, as you know, could not be personal happiness in the house, because - what do people say? The point here is not in this. And not even that a woman who controls a huge enterprise will not tolerate the dictatories of some risking drunk. The fact is that the real man Gogh, he is Gosha, he is Georgy Ivanovich - a coward, a rag and a soap bubble. The rod in it is not, but there is one visibility - well, because the language is suspended. He would not drink went, he would go to dip the lady easier. Which shovel on the lips does not crack for unauthorized speeches.
The beauty and the Beast
Remember this moment when the beautiful monster turns into a lubricular fluffy blonde? Yes, at this moment we also cried and shouted "Return everything back!". So you will fall in love with a brutal hairy male with a difficult character, and he is Batz! - and turns into a slight snap. And you rush to him in the arms with a cry "Oh, how long I waited for this!". Oh well.
