When you make a list of the qualities of the perfect man, leaning us to a quiet, evil word, because now we are a template and reinforce.
Thrifty
We have lunch in a restaurant courtyard with a potato, by stock. We will buy 12 bottles of ketchup at once, it does not spoil ten years anyway. Where to store? Yes, under the computer table. Why throw out the old jacket, it can still be fixed! And so day after day, as long as he decides that life without the most powerful lantern in the world is meaningless and hopeless. Well, that, that it costs 20 pieces. And suddenly a zombie apocalypse, and they can just fry the brain at a distance! As a result, the flashlight is bought, and the family lives in the mode of experiment "How to live to a salary for 1000 rubles a week, feeding delicious and useful."
Orderly
As a rule, his accuracy wakes up at 7 am, when you, barely for the eyes, you just want to have breakfast calmly, without thinking about anything. It is at this moment that he goes to the scene with a sacred question: "Will you always throw a coffee grip into the sink? So, by the way, and to the crowding not far! " No, he won't wash the dishes - this nasty thick, fu. He will go better, will look for his flashlight: "Where is my flashlight? I always put it in a bedside table! How in storage room?! How many things can be shifted to unpredictable places for them !!! "
Stylish
The person with whom you and forever will forget the question "Well, how, me go?" Because in response, he will shrink, will seek, says "minute", will clarify three scarfs, a pair of blouses, makes it possible to change the shoes, wrap the sleeves and, finally, it summarizes that if you crop all here before these flower, it will be nothing, not very nishchensky, And almost boho. Therefore, the next your guy will have vision minus 7 and a collection of fan-t-shirts for all seasons.
Well-kept
You may have the word "well-kept" associated with delicate skin and a pleasant smell of expensive male perfume. And you do not want to see how a man walks around the apartment with a non-brazing from black points on the nose? And how carespotfully examines the results of cleansing on it? Or how is it between the second dish and dessert thoroughly cleaner the teeth thread? But the main dilemma of a well-kept man is, of course, the issue of eyebrow correction. Hands will be cleaned, but it is worth removing at least hairs like people feel and begin to ask stupid questions about the orientation. What kind of backwardness!
Economic
Shelf, say, any man should be able to nail ... To be honest, you have a lot of these shelves? But with the economic man you will have the shelves, saw on the kitchen table, and the cement floor in the bathroom, because it studies the tile laying technique with your own hands, and a special potato storage box on the balcony. And planting this potato in spring - it is not for nothing that he is a box of master. And the Internet through the 3 modem and 5 cables, wait, wait, how not working, give me a bite here one thing ...
Defender
Not. Give. God. He would be a mumbel and rag, you would live in the world of pink pony. And a person configured to fight the clearance and swimming against the current collects all inadequate in the district. All juvenile gopniks, neighbors with untrained battlefish and car enthusiasts with trauma will be yours. We must protect you from someone. In general, write down this quality in the List of Wishlist, only if you like to run around the fighting men, wait down in the fist of the shoes and shout: "His kidney, Vasya, for the kidneys!"
And with a sense of humor
A person who will finally understand you send you a friend jokes from the Internet - this is a man with whose. He also teach you to rejoice at Kinder-surprise for a birthday, carefully enter the dark premises, quickly get up in the morning and in advance to marry the calendar on April 1. Oh yeah, and some passages from brooms you will learn by heart, because well, it's ridiculous. By the way, did you know that when you wash your head, looks like Marina Mensson? A ha ha!
