In the fussy and mining, panic and hysterics of the surrounding insane, insane, insane world there is one unshakable stronghold. This is a man-brake. Rocks will break, holivari is cool, the thrones will reach, the Kobsons will be blocked. And he will hone in the back of the head and asks: "Choita?"
Each of us surrounded has such precious stones of diamond hardness. And we ourselves also want to be so. And we have a bunch of reasons!
one. The brake person does not climb you with stupid initiatives. From Stupitsky: "Girl, and what time is it, why are you so sad, but you are not called Natasha" - Before the arrogant: "And how many children you want, and how we call the third." You are absolutely free in the manifestations of your will. Nothing presses you and does not make it. In addition to its own crown.
2. A man-brake, leaving the network, does not climb into a vice-melting ribbon: he comes into your chronicle and the guys of your interesting posts and beautiful pictures for 2012. Thanks to him, they crawl up - and you find a new round of glory!
3. Your birthday due to him is magically stretched. You have been 33 years old, 3 months and 3 days, and he is on the threshold with a bouquet and a touching card with a giraffic! So it is he who is a holiday that is always with you!
four. He does not see that you really hurt him so. A gentle message on the diet and in the gym he will perceive as the recommendations of the nutritionist and the fitness coach. My w on you.
five. He does not understand the hints. At midnight, you offer him: "Will you get on coffee?" "And he comes out and marches the kitchen for a jam." It's not hard and refreshing.
6. It does not understand the figurative text. I hearing: "Yes, what did you fuck?" "And he looks in search of an item, which he could hit, what he kindly communicate.
7. He does not need to try to play the attractive indifference to capture your heart stronger. This game is played by himself.
eight. In the cafe, he does not climb every second nervously check mail. About changing his old faithful "Nokia" on a frivolous smartphone, he still did not think about it.
nine. If he suffers surrounding and not in the know. This saves the surrounding mass of the nerves. If he suffers deeply, capital and until the "arrival of the sand", he has barely catchy interesting raid emeginity.
10. It decides for a very long time who you are, and then - SERPRYZ-SERPRIZ! At the moment when you have already appointed a date for some ride in Tinder, he proposes to meet after-after-day after tomorrow and focuses on an unexpected subject on the table. Gold.
eleven. Data for him three years ago books are detected unexpectedly. Just by the time you have already forgotten that you had it, and it's time to count.
12. He is not a panic in vain, when everyone is running. In the midst of universal warning and the ruffons, he asks: "And what, sobsno? I do not read the news. " And it becomes somehow calmer immediately.
13. He has exceptionally short toasts. No one in glasses is heated.
fourteen. Its concentrated storage over the anecdote dust the dust of the notebook clowns.
fifteen. He promises to fix the shelf for so long that your life is in pleasant anticipation. And so it would be absolutely uninteresting: he won - forgot. And they would not have to talk about any long winter evenings.
sixteen. Friday salary he gets at best on Monday. Therefore, at the weekend does not spend it on all sorts of dangerous sales. If he forgets the PIN code from the card - and it can - the wages integrity index increases.
17. He will not participate in extreme womb. No parachutes. Close to always be sure that it is intact and unharmed - if I did not fall asleep in the middle of the "zebra" at the time of changing the light from green on red.
eighteen. Sooner or later, he boys this granite, achieves this program, takes out this cinema and screws this thing. It is inevitable as the next geological era.
nineteen. He always has time. He saves so much, late for one and not being another that sooner or later, the saved will come in handy for something important.
twenty. He does not go on his heads, knocking on the leaders. All people's heads, his legs are well.
21. He does not tire with beautiful pathos words. But suddenly one day he had anyone he heard from him: "s, thank you, cool" - sounds like a mega-revelation, as a deafening music of spheres.
22. He is so banging to change, betray, experiment, break the lives of itself and others. He will provide all this to you. And he will wait. Sooner or later, the corpse of your wrath and despair swims past him. And then you sail to him back. Sooner or later. For him there is no special principal difference between these concepts.