Found yourself in a blond wig and huge sunglasses sitting under a bush in the ambush? Or searching for his pockets? Careful, so before the crime to roll for a short time: remember Othello!
Here are another 9 signs that your jealousy comes out from under control. If you find more than three, think about it - maybe it's time to say "Stop"? Or does he - "So far"?You read his mail
And also sms, make up the schedules of calls and correspondence in all messengers that are in the phone. In addition, you know passwords from all social networks and regularly check whether your faithful to someone else has no bit like, you climb on the history of the browser - God forbid, dating sites! - And with suspicion refer to working meetings. Soon you will start to doubt: Does he constantly speak with you by phone and writes romantic messages?
You check his clothes
You constantly follow him
Agent Mulder and Agent Scully - miserable clowns compared to you! Only a surveillance - only hardcore! If your beloved is traveling on a business trip and comes to the airport 2 hours before departure, then you are there for 4! Moreover, you already have addresses, phone numbers and insurance policies of all those who go with him! You have a collection of wigs that you use to change appearance, one and a half dozen SIM cards, from which you call him and a languid voice, if he did not order leisure, and your best friend - part-time his colleague - a terribly nasty maiden, but you Should control the situation!
At parties he prefers to walk one
You are scandalous
About and without. Your displeasure can cause anything: an unlucky bed, it is too long a conversation with mom on the phone, another corporate party, fishing or light hotness (which, if you remember, at first you really liked it). Psychologists say that either in this way you attract his attention, or the despot lives in you and Tyrant, the prone to control everything, or you blurted out. In the latter case, jealous meaningless, as you understand.
You know the name of all his female colleagues
You hate women
This beauty, this skinny, this gave birth to five, and the figure - we will envy, this has this business, this does not work, and constantly flying around the world, this hanging around the clubs, this buys branded things, this, of course, is a slut, because What with such an appearance is only to be a slut, this one knows nothing and in general a fool, and this read books on psychology and imagined himself a home-grown specialist, too! We advise you to get a bag on the wheels and find the nearest barbolavel - you will be there a star!
You Clear Grumpy Cat
You abandoned yourself
It is clear: all the forces go to the experiences and anxiety about his imaginary infidelity. Nails shredded to elbows, in the hair of chopenas, because you constantly spin on the pillow, the clothes are not styled for the second week, because you are not up to garbage! You imagine a million different situations as he changes you and deceives your trust, watch millions of talk shows about humiliated and offended (at the same time you do not forget about ice cream, chips and chocolate) and wipe the clock with a girlfriend, what kind of goat in general. By the way, he has not been riding?