Today, so many different methods of developing children that the children themselves do not know where to go from them. But truly purposeful parents will not stop meteorite rain, tsunami and asphalt paver: with persistence of a circular saw, they make geniuses from children. We decided not to stay aside and assemble a dozen of the most faithful recommendations for ambitious parents.
Cards
Do not lose a minute of precious time! Start showing a child card from birth. Take them with you in the hospital, crawling around the chamber and demonstrate animal crumbs, colors, world capitals and everything else. Of course, only in Chinese - for them the future.
Breast-feeding
Better to school, and then how it goes. Long contact with mother provides a child harmonious development of all hemispheres of the brain, neural connections and genius. If the child refuses to "go ride with friends on Velikya", do not listen to him and let's chest. Almost to his six years dismissed! Nowadays there was no such time!
Do not prohibit
Nothing even! It is impossible to ban anything! It is clear that you will bring him a mental injury, he will grow and will work solely on payment of psychoanalyst sessions! And your goal is a liberated person, free from the complexes! Well, that, that the current shaggy, - suddenly he will open the chakra of creativity from this?
Feed the right
Exceptionally organic food grown by your familiar farmers, and carefully looted by an organic manual wooden blender in an organic puree. It is clear that the ordinary people, alien to fine matters and geniomy grow on the junoper nutrition.
Do not let my husband
Husband generally a baby is betterless not to trust. Everyone knows that men just show phenomenal stupidity and dementia as concerning education issues! Suddenly he feeds him by noon not at 16, and in 16.02? And all! The whole system of upbringing will go to the pump because of the pitiful two minutes!
Do not let mother-in-law
These mother-in-laws do not like to put you fooling with your brilliant education system, what they understand in general in this life, the Old Believers! No one knows how to raise the child except his mommy!
Do not let medications
It is clear that the medicines are the miscarions of the devilish forces, negatively affecting the brain! Broth beets, honey and urinotherapy - your choice! It is necessary to be treated by natural methods, then the body will immediately understand that it is nowhere to go and instantly will become the most genius in the world. As a last resort, use homeopathy. This is at least fashionable.
Do not make vaccinations
Pleep on the results of perennial research and statistics! You, homegrown by Sherlock Holmes, know that all this is a global conspiracy of the gnus pharmaceutical accompany, thirsting for profit on the needs of their black soul! And in fact, vaccinations are an alien intervention in order to capture power on Earth, just everyone is silent about it.
Develop
Let your child have a development will be filled with every free moment! Did you never know what can come to his mind while he calmly sits on the carpet with a toy? If the cubes are developing! If a wooden duck on the rope is exclusively organic and promoting the opening of painting abilities! And singing! And of course, constantly evaluate it, straighten, recommend. Where is it without your sensitive maternal control? And his techniques, techniques!
Controlling
Each step of the child must go to him for good, no amateur time! He does not want to play with the ball? We must urgently explore this phenomenon! Round forms are frightened because they symbolize restrictions and rules? He does not like green? Let's urgently bring red! Well, it is quite clear that instead of all garbage like children's fairy tales, a child should listen to the conjugation of Chinese verbs from the nanny carrier of the language. For the Chinese the future, remember.
