"And who will return my virginity?" 13 terribly foolish stories first times

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They say that the loss of virginity usually happens somehow ... ridiculous. But sometimes it happens just awful. We asked our readers to tell about these unforgettable moments. And, we guarantee, you can't forget them too.

And it was possible on Red Square

My girlfriend was very firmly decided to lose their virginity at the dacha at the guy. But they went there with friends. As a result, nothing happened: while the young man and a girl tried to get together, their comrades climbed into the windows and shouted useful tips.

Thanks to grandmother for it

I had a very strange attempt of petting. I bravely declared for this purpose to young poet. The first thing he decided to please me - noticed that the grandmother especially for us was beautiful underwear. And he cooked food so that we had dinner when we finish. At the same time, the poet told, with some kind of delicacies the grandmother bald him as a child, which he bought her a birthday present and many other interesting stories. In general, I somehow changed my mind.

This third is not superfluous!

Parents left for the country, and therefore the young man was invited to visit the night, implying, actually, the process of depriving me of virginity. When the call rang and I opened the door, I saw a young man on the threshold, as well as a better young friend with a liter bottle of vodka in the hands. How then said the culprit of the celebration, I will get from my face so that he understood, they say, did something wrong, but what ??? As it turned out, he was not going to arrange any tough gangbang, but just so worried that he decided that he needed moral support. Her friend should have supported immediately before the process with vodka, and then wait in the kitchen when everything is over. But the romantic moment was missed, of course. The event was transferred.

Who should hurt?

Vir1

With our future husband, we had typical stupid teenage sex fifteen-year-old overtakers - secret, while mom at work, not undressing. I was from those alternatively arranged girls, which in patriarchal weddings unexpectedly cover their parents with disgrace: an extra drop of blood, the body regretted, and when it time to shout, it was also incomprehensible. As a result, he shouted - his cat bited him from the rear.

Kindness

Also a country story. The young man thought out and agreed with the girl that they would not drink much, and at the right moment would go to a separate house. Everything is romantically furnished, and the company of friends, they say, will be offered something to smoke and not climb not in their business. Of course, not all this worked as it should, and at an inappropriate moment, the cries rang out at first (this guests were looking for the missing owner of the cottage), and then the owner's missing owner burst into a romantic lodge with an icing piece of tree and shouted: "Guys, I dug out firewood for you , you will freeze here! "

Help hall!

The guy could not insert, and then he was furious, finding that I was on some kind of forum in the section about sex described the situation and asked what we did wrong. For me it was so natural - it does not work, ask how necessary ...

It was necessary to leave panties

Vir3.

We tried to become adults on the campus, secretly from parents. Watches at five in the morning came slowly on the back porch of the common house, I was leaned on the railing, and ... I did not know that it hurts it so much! How rushing away, i.e. Forward ... I broke the railing and flew with them (and without panties!) In the bushes somehow, everything was scratched. Everything ran out on the noise. The boy managed to hide the farm, but we still fell, because I was almost my legs up, and how quickly I was chosen from the bushes, everyone else saw that I was without panties. It was terrible.

Evidence

My story does not have a hell at all, that is, the process itself passed fine. But immediately after deprivation of virginity, we were erased into four hands. Manually. Because the battery did not have a washing machine, but was a mom, in front of which it was impossible to fall, so stains had to be eliminated (and dried up) before it returns from work. In general, the crumpled left impressions.

Ass - Fool

And everything went fine, but the boy threw the used gum directly to the floor. And our parrot was chosen there and swallowed it, and I had to drive him to the vet on the boys moped, and somehow explained there, and we were sixteen years old ... In general, it turned out to be too big stress, and after that we broke up with a boy.

Oh

Vir2.

On the heading of the parents, they decided to escape from their parents - to overflow the river and in the bushes to go to debauchery. Not that debauchery debauchery, because there were no condoms, but at least a little. Swim, we are chosen in the bushes ... Not only is there everywhere nettle, so my boyfriend, when he removed smelting, it turned out that a member of cold water already formed as a tourist glass, really somewhere inside, outward a centimeter of blue flesh performed ... I could not resist, laughed, the guy was offended and back sailed.

Finger in mouth do not put

When the first time I tried to do blowjob, it was accidentally bitten. Even the language does not turn to recognize that. Oddly enough, I have a phobia developed in front of Kuni. He also theoretically, can also accidentally bite anything there.

He was gentle. Very gentle

My first did not know that with the loss of virginity, the girl's blood goes! I have quite a lot of it. He just looked at it, and Barb fainting. It turned out that he also had a wild phobia of blood when the tests passed the tests, he always lost consciousness.

When the girl has a serious rival

I met in youth with one comrade. Once I understood that it was ripe ... and I tell him: "Vanya, I want you!". And in response to hear: "And I want a diploma!" For a long time I tried to imagine how you can do it with a diploma, because it is a "crusts", they will not even turn them into the tube. I could not in short. We broke up with Vanya, as I definitely not a competitor.

The article prepared Lilith Mazikina

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