On the one hand, the very fact that you woke up in the morning, - in itself excellent news. On the other hand, a person is a completely ungrateful creature. I did not really have time to open your eyes, we immediately begin to hate something desperately. True, put your hand on the heart, it is to blame itself.
Wake up alarm clock
It takes a robust top in the ranking of the most nasty sounds in the universe. Even if she sings "Hoe those" by the voice of Lara Fabian. It is possible that a mobile phone flying into the wall climbs and is going to get to the paradise, as taking martyrdom. But we know that he is waiting for the most evil devils with the hottest boilers. And according to merit.
Food residues in the kitchen
Someone yawned yesterday and said: "I will remove tomorrow." If this someone is you, then everything is simple very bad. If this someone is another anthropomorphic creature, then he has extremely serious problems.
Carvonds
"Hello!", "Says a voter a vigorous automaton," I have a rush to inform you with an enchanting news: a new dentistry has opened! Your home was online! Super offers from the mobile operator! Tickets for KVN! ". It is not clear how we had lived without this knowledge. By the way, earlier, similar challenges did live leather people, but they were all already died in the cords on the sincere requests of grateful subscribers.
Thermometer
It is not clear why we look at it. And without it, terribly wanted back under the blanket - in our middle lane, you can hate the weather for ten months a year. So now - the midst of April, and the only thing that can ask the snow-covered ash, is: "Where, your mother, spring?".
Dog's eyes, who wants to the toilet
Here is straight right now. The owner, everything is bad, you need right now, do you hear? And when the owner, the remnants of consciousness clinging to the Dominican Mulatto, which he dreamed, crawls into the street, it turns out that the street stick, a cat and a concrete mixer. All such interesting. And she will wait.
Cold tile
Even the "warm floor" system does not save him. You carry the Turku to the stove like a little mermaid, feeling that in your magic legs a thousand icy needles is dug. It is not excluded, by the way, that Mermaid, received legs in the evening. Because in the morning she would send a prince ... Well, let's say, and returned to the ball and returned to the Actini.
Busy toilet
People suffering from loneliness simply do not understand what this suffering is.
Email
Okay, you already got out of the blanket. Even coffee took. And you hope for your legitimate ten minutes of morning procrastination. Facebook there. News. But no! Electric mail yell - where are you? Here! Bad girl! To the leg! Immediately! Where is the article in Pix?! Sorry, got carried away.
Transport
Transportation is a universal thing, he infuriates in the complex, despite the specific appearance. In the minibus infuriates that everything passes money through you. It is through you. Your face is honest. Immediately I want to start drinking vodka in the morning. In Taxi, Ashot infuriates the flavoring agent, which can be killed. Cockroaches, maybe they will survive the nuclear winter, but the fragrance of Ashot - hardly. In your car infused traffic jams. And in the subway infuriates everything at all.
Humanity
Both in particular and in general. In particular, it is when the sworn friend is cheerful: "What are you still sleeping?" But in general, humanity infuriates, because it was it that came up with alarm clocks, transport, electric mail, domesticated dogs and sold ashota flavoring salon. As a result, in the morning there is still wildly infuriates a ban on firearm.
