Some snakes are hooted as follows: merge with the landscape, freeze and twisted the tip of the tail, imitating the movement of the worm. The unfortunate animal runs up and waits for anything that does not bind the intimate process (the eating of worms is a very intimate process, yes).
And then death and inexorably arrive death, which in our article allegorically depicts the registry office. Unhappy alarcis, respectively, allegorically depicts a young man, and ten allegorical worms are depicting the tricks of the young lady, most frequently used in the hunt. So, it is possible to understand that you are caught on my life, you can follow the following signs:
1. She laughs over all your jokes
Above all. Even if it is an anecdote about Chapayev and Petka. Very old anecdote about Chapayev and Petka. Which she already knew. Because you told him twice. Twice per hour. And she still laughs, demonstrating snow-white teeth. Run, Forest, you are in a millimeter from the abyss.
2. She asks you about you with such interest, as if interviews Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
And you sit and amazeful - well, what kind of interesting dude I am, what my life I have a saturated, who would have thought. And the girl seems so cute, so attentive ... Danger! Cancellation!
3. She sends you a message. And immediately says: "Oh, not you"
Yeah-aha, of course, not you. As you know, the shortest path is straight. The patient himself, without noticing, gets involved in the conversation and is already calling for coffee. Next should be a lightning snake jerk, short sick and sinister silence.
4. She always "by chance" under the parade
By chance. She walked ... Well, let's say on the birthday of a friend. For you, she would not wear all the best immediately, here's still. So here. There is no girlfriend, this is a trap, you need to slowly shut back, you will imperceptibly overcome the distance of the throw and only then run, overcoming ditch with jumps.
5. I did not press anything!
The predator predicts the victim: "There is some virus on the computer, I'm scared! In the crane, something growls and bouffags! It is necessary to buy a vacuum cleaner, and I don't understand anything in this! ". Predator lies so defenseless. Waiting for a curious little animal to touch the paw. If the animal is also polite: "I will come after work - I will stop you Windows," his fate is preceded: even paleontologists will not find bones.
6. I am all such a mysterious
This hunting tactic requires to lure the sacrifice so that that is the fight from its flock. For example, at a party in a large company, a predator goes to the kitchen and sits there on the windowsill, looking into the glass with huge eyes of the wounded Lani. Nothing suspected victim goes to the toilet, sees in the kitchen of Lan and let's entertain her. It seems so sad and so harmless. Remember, Mmil's little herbivore, no one has ever returned from these cuisines!
7. She trolls you
Affectionately, but constantly. Usually this is the representatives of the Feline family. And girls. That is, they are a little sacrifice, they need to enjoy the process. Give a chance to escape Yes, the illusory chance, but give. This tactic usually use only smart girls, so you can avoid claws only miracle. That is, it is impossible.
8. She came to the second date on the hairpins
No girl will take such a flour for just like that. Studs on the second date - this is the signal "I chose you." Usually, the tactics choose wolves (and wolf) - a day, two, a week in the frost in the snow to chase the sacrifice, despite the current difficulties. Suffer, run and wait. And not to retreat, until the goal breaks out of the forces and does not fall into the snowdrift.
9. Oh, and you are here ...
She always happens to be at your eyes. At work, on a drunken, or here in Bibirevo. So hunt crocodiles (not in the sense, external data, but in the context of hunting habits) - waiting until the victim comes on the water. And then - round eyes: "Oh, and what are you doing here?". I understand what I'm doing in the instrument department - I always buy crusades and the key on Fridays, but how did you get here?
10. She offers a drink
Warana's tactics - to poison the victim and break for her, waiting for the weak poison to work, and the unfortunate will fall on the sofa in the changed state of consciousness. And when it turns out - it will be too late. The honor is lost, you are not a virgin, and married you, spoiled, no one will go.
