All ask stupid questions. But only women ask questions, expecting to get an answer to some other questions. Not on those that they asked. This is normal. The main thing is not to ask such questions to men. Well, at least these are ten. Because they are meaningless and merciless.
I'm not fat?
If nature was wise, and not mummating, she would have made a gyrus in the male brain straight, like rails. Because men think this is. Straight. As a result, a man can only answer for this question - "no, not fat." This is if a man is normal. And then some can bloom some nasty in the spirit "Well, maybe only a couple of extra kilos, it does not spoil you." Or even "Well, yes, you need to lose weight." Above these nature swirl and gave them a deadly instinct of self-preservation. Here you want to check how much nature was delighted over your boyfriend? You wanted to just know if he believed you beautiful. Well, as well as ask.
And what do they all find in it?
The female brain was also collected incorrectly, it was necessary to immediately make a model of a hopeless labyrinth. If it is launched in it an innocent thinker type "Fu, this Johansson ass is fat!", She will get lost there, and it will cry loudly. And then turn into a question "And why the ass is fat and fans - a million?" No need to ask this question to a man! He will answer. What a ass, for example, appetizing. And lips - Wow! Everything. An innocent thinker swelled to the size of Godzilla, and already demolides partitions in the maze. This monster is now called "what it is better than me?!", Craves blood and wants to kill.
How do you like this varnish?
Contact battles are not a fiction. That's about varnish, for example, a clear knockout. You can begin to take up to ten until the man is soak and tries to navigate in space. It's the same thing to ask you "How do you like this new carburetor, dear?" And that's it. Collapse. Eeehmm ... worse than the question "How do you like this lacquer?" Maybe only a question "take a wine or still blackberry, what do you think?"
What are you thinking now?
Multitasking is exclusively a female trait. Here you are, for example, you paint your nails. But in fact, you pretend the background, wherever to relax in the summer. And yesterday I offended my mother-in-law yesterday, so right now you have a fascinating inner scandal with this snake. But even so painting the nails is very boring, so at the same time you watch the series. And about his plot, too, have time to think. And if a man pensively picks up in the navel - he does not think about anything. Well, in addition, where he came from in the navel that he was driving from there. Yes, he truth looks at his finger, taken out of the navel, and thinks about it.
Do you love me?
So you really wanted to hear this through the teeth spoiled "yes!"? We know that you asked it to hint at him - rarely confess to me in love, dear, do it more often! So, he did not understand the hint. And we hint: you are now standing on the wreckage of your own house in the city, destroyed by hurricane. And asking "what, the weather spoiled?" Not. Not this way. You are in the museum and try a finger to a copy of the mummy Tutankhamon. And ask: "And he has already died, right?" Well, how to tell you ...
And why do you love me?
Come on, ask him again. And then ask why he is so rude, an insensible pig. Although in fact he is an unfortunate, wounded little boy. His inner child is now fighting in hysterics. Because the wrinkled muzzle of Eleanora Konstantinovna again hung over him. And again, again sprinkles the smelly saliva in his face and the evaporates silent: "Vasilyev, what can you tell us about the image of Natasha Rostova? BUT? Nothing? What are you going there, Vasilyev? Hands from Pockets Picky! Two to you, Vasiliev, Children's colony for you crying! "
You do not notice anything?
Then salt is that he really does not notice anything, and you know it. But ask. What for? If you want a compliment - then ask "how do you have my new haircut?" And if you want a scandal, then boldly roll the scandal. To be honest, well, why do you need such an idiotic reason for swearing, eh? Do you have an inflatable boat on the antlesol? Under the table socks are not worth? The sofa beer will not flood, the cat with shrimp heads did not blame after the Friday match "Zenith" with "Spartak"? So many excellent reasons to leave the plates, and you use the dull "you are so inattentive!"
Are you smartest?
And the logical continuation "What kind of Rione are you so sharp?" Does it seem to you that there is no logic in this? Explain: the Duel Code did not go anywhere, he simply changed. If men fight, they never beat each other in the groin. These are only women can. And Gopnik. You, of course, a woman, but he is not a maniac who attacked you in a dark alley. That you attack. Like Gopnik, forgive Lord. That's what you're him from the very sore? According to pride, in the sense.
Do you have a more expensive football (hockey)?
Stop! Red card to this player. Once again - and deleting from the field. Do you need it? Football or hockey is not more expensive, it's just right now, and you are always. Yes, it is very important - go to the match. Or watch live broadcast, not a record. Imagine that you and girls gathered to be sick on the weekend, and your cute made a scandal and demands that you stay at home. It offers you to order a skirt in the online store, but buying girlfriends to see Instagram. Well, what is your difference? The result will still recognize. Quiet, quiet, it does not offer, it is us. And there, where you mentally sent us now, we will go together. With you. If you ask him again about hockey.
Can I come to the boyfriend?
And that. Come, what problems. On the wedding just do not come, but at the boyfriend - please.
