You are not preparing anything more difficult than sandwiches, turn the exercise bike in the fraternal grave of dirty T-shirts and is ready for any tricks, just to avoid work? Our person. Laziness is a great thing. And with us in this, the best minds of our time are solid.
If you are against laziness, you are against evolution
We are all descendants of lazy and razolbayev. Hardworking bees dropped during natural selection. You see, at the dawn, there were no supermarkets and the delivery of the ram directly to the door of the apartment. And no one knew when the next feeding will fall. Therefore, those who optimisticly expelled that God would give the lawn, and walked to work, wasting the "march of enthusiasts", cooled from exhaustion. They survived those who saved energy - and thanks to such a spanness survived the ice age, and the sprint chalk with a hungry saber-toothed Ocelot. Sitting on the Pop Exactly - the best strategy of survival. It sounds not very rock and roll, yes. But it works.
It's not about you, it's in genes
Scientists have already found the Lena gene. This is a gene that regulates the need for physical activity. Some people have a slightly pitched gene. Instead of regulating it, he just tells you "Yes Relax, sit down and rest!" - And you go, because with genetics, try the ambassador. Cerencing researchers broke this gene in laboratory mice - and mutant mice moved by 70% less than their counterparts. The next time someone starts to shame you, look with a sad look and say: "I have a mutant SLC35D3, I will not help me." Since this mutation is found in 0.5% of people, you may not even modern.
Still soon come up with a medicine from laziness
Seriously. History with mouses, an unexpected final - scientists rained the pill, activating dopamine receptors, and lazy themselves turned into shock and hardworking animals. The case is small - let these pills in production. Over the version of pills for people already work, another 30 years - and everything will be.
Laziness can combine people
Whatever you do, you are sure that you are alone to hurt, and around - solid lazy. White thinks that color lazy, color think the same thing about privileged white, which everything is easier. Thickens think that thick suffer from not so much from the excess weight, as from laziness, while those fun on the simulators, with hatred, look at the lazy skinny, chirping at the fitness bar. The rich believe that poor poor is because lazy - and the poor, enhanced for a penny, hate the lazy rich. Enough tolerating this! Whoever you are, recognize your laziness and carry it proudly. The recognition of his laziness is a small, but hard step towards the destruction of stereotypes.
All the same lazy
Just they bravely lie, pretending to be active. 60% of people lie about the number and quality of read books, for example. That is, out of 10 people who assure you that they mastered the "war and peace", 6 did not even hold this book in their hands. At best, they read a brief retelling or watched movies. Well, okay, the composition of Tolstoy is one more brick, but at least they read the press? Nothing like this, most people who are deeply wrapped in social networks, did not read anything next header. Cinema and then do not look! 30% of people just pretend that they are familiar with the classics of cinema, and they themselves even watched "the godfather". 52% is lying about the intensity of training in the gym. And almost everything lie about how often they have sex.
