If your child is a duck or snail - this is normal!

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At the age of three or four years, children happen, enter some role and ... do not want to go out. Over time, of course, it passes, but Lulzov surrounding brings in full. And well, when you were in childhood a hobbit, Sailor Neptune, a bumblebi transformer or something else predictable. See the real stories that you do not think about.

One boy firmly decided that he was a lamb. Mom rejoiced while a walk was happy when the boy agreed to have a salad, but then the boy began to think about his marital status - and clarified how the mother of the lamb is called. The joy of mom is blocked, but she twisted - ooooo ... sheep!

- Mom Lamb, and what is the name of the lamb dad? - cheerfully asked the baby.

- Don't you see any fool's most stupid cartoons? - nervously suggested mom.

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The world in the family, and not immediately, restored a granny grandmother, which bought a teddy lamb in the store and gave a lamb to the name of himself. Dad (no longer a ram) forgive the mother for it.

One girl considered hersa. From "King Lion." Jiyi Chi Hichi-Hee !!! And sounded, and moved respectively.

Another little girl was chipollino. Sorry attempts to offer instead of the radisher rejected without any doubt there. To the question "Why ???" The girl took herself for bangs and answered with heavy sarcasm "And you twitch - and pay." Some naive people jergali, soon wept strongly, and the parents had to ask for forgiveness from the parents of naive people, and the educators, of course.

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Another girl snail. Everything would be nothing, compared to Chippollino, but snail, first, tried to wear a house with me (usually it was a blanket, but I agreed to take a backpack on the street), secondly, in principle, it was not amenable to stark, and thirdly So it was a grandmother's acquaintance.

- How? Ulyan? - Intended familiar, and the girl is patiently and loud, as it should be with the mentally mournful people, repeated in syllables.

- W. Li. Copy. Ka! And my grandmother is big street.

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One boy was boot. Do not ask like, no one still does not understand. He himself vaguely recalls that he was engaged in search of a couple.

One girl was brother rabbit. I was looking for a thorn bush - my home is native, and running like an abnormal one. Dad declared himself by a brother fox, and they went to fight, and the brother Rabbit usually won.

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One boy responded only to the name of the wolf. Principled. And if you think it's about Brutal Tineger, no matter how not. It was an adorable baby with huge eyes and sponges with a bow, and the wolf meant the novel. Well, where to go, even poor nanny in the garden shouted "Dimolk, Dimolk, where did you go without tights?"

It must be said that a psychologist who was recorded for the first time as a widespread phenomenon (and considered the norm in the development of the child's psyche), Mikhail Lazarevich Lurie, also not with the princess dealt.

His four-year-old daughter lay on the sofa, crushed his legs, and answered questions thoughtfully:

- I am fried duck!

This is, we understand the application.

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