The life of a woman is incredibly difficult - every day you have to overcome thousands of difficulties, wearing a monstrously uncomfortable shoes that makes the movements of clothes and tolerate the vile habit of a disgusting habit of animal, which for some reason lives.
But there are particularly sharp points of despair, which regularly put the shaggy and monster monsters (that is, us, men) in a dead end. These crises can not be predicted, in them, in general, it is not necessary to participate (with an angry woman in the puchin of despair do not argue). You just need to regret it. She has a mountain, put her male shoulder.
She broke the nail
Men do not understand this. Nail, not a finger! But just all the other nails are beautiful and neat, and this one is broken. And you need to escape to save him, and on the manicure - recording in two days. In addition, in the cabin at least two manicures, one is good, and the other is bezher and lazy. And tomorrow to work, and everyone will see that your hands are non-acceiiiiiiii! Therefore, even if the woman broke the nail, trying to scatter your eyes (and it happens, believe me), you need to hug it and regret it.
She did not fit into the skirt
It is not even a crisis. This is a tragedy! How come? Who dreamed of wing a skirt in too hot water? Why did she sat down? Could not, in fact, a beautiful adult woman to take - and straw. This is what, she has a big ass? And the worst thing that may have a man here: yes, you have a big ass and it is very good, I love big ass. Do not do that! It is necessary to just hug (by the shoulders, and not for the skirt) and regret.
It is fat
This thought may come to her mind for dinner (including for a romantic dinner with candlelight). In the shower. In front of the mirror. Behind the wheel. She can suddenly inner approach to see the folds over the hips - and all, hello. This is a catastrophe. Even if in fact it weighs 40 kilograms, she needs to weigh 39. It cannot be understood, it cannot be challenged, you just need to regret.
All goats
That's really all. Boss, Mom, Seller in the store, People in the subway, you, of course, do bad, behave disgusting, do unfair and stupid things, do not appreciate and do not understand. At best, she is furious - and then you just need to vigorously agree and wait for it when it will become. At worst, she is in despair, and then nothing can be done too. Sorry for her, and what can you do?
It all got it
Favorite work, kids, husband, street, lantern, pharmacy, damn climate of the middle strip of Russia, traffic jams, darkens in four, mom, new year, lack of money - at some point it fell on the girl and makes her brain. With the boys, it also happens, but, apparently, the Wednesday will give a much stronger on women: she needs to be a good mother, and the mistress, and a professional, and beauty, and the public judges her every second, even when she is lying on the sofa in training And watching a culinary show. Especially at this moment. It is just the easiest to understand, but for some reason the harder enough to forgive, I really want to say "and who is easy now." Do not do it this way! Just post her, it's hard to do it.
She was tired
Just tired. She works a lot. And most of the women have such a focus: they do not notice how their extra resources are spent and do not know how to stop in time. Here it is a combat bunny, ready for multi-kilometer transitions or hellish stuff, but, after 10 seconds, she is already pouring, it does not go anywhere. If you live with a woman - this is your task, track slightly noticeable signs of impending mortal fatigue and tactfully, but firmly stop activity at some point.
She is hungry
The same as with fatigue. Very many girls cannot "get drunk a little." But at some point, a terrible fangy monster named "Hunger" will paint and kidnap a reasonable, cool and cheerful companion, leaving a capricious, evil and fibrous creature instead. Again: Look carefully, track in advance, feed delicious. And if they did not have time in the time - I regret and urgently decide the problem. In general, keep in mind if a hungry woman kills you - it will be justified at the court.
She has nothing!
This, too, can not be understood because it says it before the full cabinet or in the hallway, in which it is impossible to turn around because of the shoes. But she has nothing, because in the last week she did not buy anything! And the boots wears last year! And the fur coats and at all 3 years ago bought! And these, others, there is everything! In this place, it turns into inhaulic sobs, and only regret it. Because well, in fact, do not run among the night to the store? And if you run, where to put everything, in the house from her clothes and so do not turn.
She is old
And moreover, the best years she spent on you. And nothing that can say a twenty-five-year-old maiden who lives with you seven months. All the same, at the moment it is old, and you have already burned her best years. And she remains only to sympathize, indeed.