You are from those who do not climb those in the pocket, and if it climbs, then will the whole dictionary find there in five volumes? Of those who never be pale from embarrassment and does not blush from shame, everywhere feels comfortable and does not understand the turnover "Social clumsy"?
Congratulations, go read something about the cats, you have this text without need - we are in it we offer all the social absurdities to evaporate and realize that there are many of them - and literally every second.
Fitting dresses
You stand on a stool, as in childhood, when you had to tell the poem (with a cold sweat of you, around the mirror, which reflects some cabinet with skewed physiognomy, and completely unfamiliar people grab you for different parts of the body And they mumble something about the fact that in the waist it would be necessary to add. Wake up, urgently wake up!
Live concert
What to do? Dance? But as? You can already scream "Wiii !!!!" Or guitarist is nowhed with solo? Already you can clap? Can I give a teddy bear? Negmen, I forgot words.
Greeting not at
He is such a "hello!" And you, too, "Hi!". And then you understand that this is not you, and to the one who is behind you behind your shoulder and already spread the arms.
Bull
The belly will burst with overflows exactly when someone admits you in his feelings. Ikota attacks during a public speech, and Chih - as soon as you come to the buffet with a plate in one hand and a fork to another. A lovely prince wakes up you in the morning kiss and you are bubbing from surprise. And you begin to envy the obsolete spirits.
Yoga
You stand in the very humiliating position, which you could come up with the scenariors of uncompromising Sado-Mazo porn, and try not to crawl and do not break the neck. Before your nose, someone's sweaty ass in leggings are swaying. The coach is a well-posed voice asks you to draw your stomach. Or, which is even worse, praises and offers everyone to look at how you completely outped the chapter. The whole hall turns and looks. Shanti Shanti, Yoga is so relaxing.
Public Toilet.
Wait when someone turns on the hand dryer and seizure. Turn on this damn dryer. Or even lower the water. Well, someone went to the neighboring cabin. I will never take out from here.
Other people's babies
Can I say "I have allergies to kittens", or "I hate Shakshuk", or "Cinema? Yes, nothing! " "And everything is OK, no one will think that you are a monster and a dangerous psychopath." And try to make sink from the happy parents who put your baby to you. Any hint that it is unpleasant to you - and the OP, just that you were Lenus, and now - the mixture of Paul sweat with Hitler. And now you hold this bundle that drows on you with saliva, trying not to think about what will happen if you drop it, but everyone around you laugh at your stunned face. Class.
Dressing room in fitness club
The point is not even that you stick out in a closed space, packed by naked sweaty people. This is generally few people like, so everyone silently agreed to ignore someone else's nakedness and persistence, so that everything was comfortable. The case in people who are really comfortable in the locker room. So much that it is called to me to chat. "Oh, hello, Nastya, how are you a new exercise bike?". Excellent, and I also try to maintain a secular conversation, standing in front of you in the cowards and trying not to stare on your chest.
Meeting with another social awkward person
Eeee ... Hello. Eeee ... how are you? Eee ... (in the name of maternal love, tell me that you are time to run!).
