The work of the mother 24 hours a day is 7 days a week and 365 days a year, as a rule, quite exhausting. We collected 21 stories about what happened when moms were tired to the limit. Will you know yourself?
# 21.
"Once I shouted loudly in the shopping center when I saw a magazine with a photo of a baby on a cover, sticking out of the trash bin. I really thought that someone put a child in the urn! "
#twenty
"Feeding a newborn son, I decided to fold freshly dyed clothes. But I was so exhausted that I fell asleep in a pile of linen with tits out. As a result, all the clothes were wet, I was wet - my milk was everywhere! "
#nineteen
"The daughter slept next to me, and suddenly it seemed to me that she would like to eat and looking for her lips her chest. I woke up from the fact that I was having a nipple in her ear. "
#eighteen
"My son spinning in a dream and eventually climbed under the blanket, leaving a toy kangaroo on the pillow. I woke up to check it out, I saw this picture and woke up my husband in tears with the cries that our child turned into a kangaroo !! After that, it turned off. When I came to my senses, the husband laughed, and the son did not have anything in his crib. "
# 17.
"I was so exhausted in a lack of sleep that when I finally fell asleep, I had a terrible nightmare that my son was stuck in my pillow, and I need to break it into parts to get it from there. In fact, he, of course, slept sweetly in the crib nearby. "
#sixteen
"I had to launch a bunch of things. As a result, I found myself a methodically loading underwear in the dishwasher. "
#fifteen
"In the middle of the night I made a mixture for a child. It seems to be everything as necessary: the mixture was poured, poured with water and shook. Only after that I found that I forgot to fasten the nipple. The mixture was everywhere! I do not even know who was in a larger shock, I am or a hungry baby. "
#fourteen
"Once I tried to point the pillow among the night. Clear thing that she did not calm down, no matter how much I died. And the child just continued to hone in the crib. "
#13
"The baby was on my mom's hands, and I kept the cat. I wanted to drink, so I got up, shifted a cat on my shoulder, carefully straightened his head, went to the kitchen, poured myself a lemonade, drank ... And only at that moment I realized that you could just let the cat on the floor. "
#12
"I went to the store with ice packs, tied to my chest from the outside of the shirt. I realized that something is wrong only when I paid the purchase. "
#eleven
"Squeezing about a gallon of milk, I put a bottle with it into the sink, and the dirty breast pump in the refrigerator."
#10
"I have two children: 2 years and 6 months. Somehow we slept all together, and I heard that the baby was called. I quickly grabbed him and tried to give your chest, but for some reason he did not take it. I was very persistent, so in the end the child woke up and screamed: "Mom, I do not want to SISA !!!". It turns out that in the dark I confused children and tried to feed the wrong. "
#nine
"After a lot of sleepless nights, I, my husband and our one year old daughter went for a walk. At some point we diverged, and when they met, I screamed: "Where is our daughter?!". Do I need to say that I kept her in my hands? ".
#eight
"I was so shown that I did not sleep for more than two hours in a row that somehow I was psychodula and beat in the trash of our robot vacuum cleaner. Pretty expensive boxing pear turned out. "
# 7.
"I traveled for products to the store, and on the way back could not find the keys to the car. I decided to look for them in the car, when I realized that I was already going home, respectively, they are in the ignition castle. "
# 6.
"I was so exhausted by endless night feedings, which once tried to feed her husband instead of a child: really took his head in his hands and faced his chest into his nose."
#five
"I went to the supermarket, but I forgot the wallet. He returned home behind him and again went without him. "
#four
"I kissed the folded bunch of tailored underwear" in the head "while I was put up to top."
# 3.
"I cooked spaghetti and, when I merged the water, I forgot that I need to substitute a colander, and it was poured just into the sink."
# 2.
"I put my new seventh iPhone in the washer together with dirty things and launched the washing."
#one
"Once I went with children for pizza. I bought a pizza, loaded the children into the car and went home. Upon arrival anywhere could find pizza! It turned out that I forgot her on the roof of the car, but she did not flew away and drove on the roof home !! It was the most delicious pizza in life! ".
