Before you - the best manual for managing men from those invented humanity. With the generous permission of the author, PICS immediately drags him to himself and publishes. Urcha publishes yes.
Quite often, the young ladies write in letters, otherwise they are telegraph lightning "Help to understand men! Well, help me to understand how you think there! ". I could not finally look silently on this massive moan of the female soul. I write, I'm already writing, I explain! The ladies are mistaken in the interpretation of men (especially the most young ladies, then begin to understand), often because they measure them in their own. Because they think that the man is designed and sophisticated, just like that the most tender young lady. And this is not so. No, young ladies. The man is simple. Because from nature is a combat construction. Therefore, it should be reliable: it is necessary to withstand multiple blows by Kamenyuk in a bald skull, and then work is not worse than before. And any design is more reliable than it is easier: nothing to break. Therefore, a man on average in life is experiencing three emotions: "Za ** smiling", "Piz ** C is some" and "normal". No, due to the developed brain, the man understands what theoretically exists, of course, such a subtle feeling, for example, as "sorrow my light". But by virtue of this developed brain, the man instantly moistened that "my sorrow is light" - it's not even a hide **, it's some. So why then all these nuances? They are needed about the same way as gentle-peach color. Three-position lever, young lady. Three-position lever! And hence it follows that a man, in fact, is extremely easy to handle! All the problems in handling him begin precisely because this is unreasonably, it is unnecessary trying to complicate. The man needs simply switching from the "Pis ** C ** C mode" in the "Za ** smiling" modes or "normally" to taste. And basic tools for this no more than two - again, see "Simplicity of Design" for reliability. I explain for accommodation in the examples. If the man is unpainted, I must say: "You are very clever and mighty!", And show him a burst plate. If the man says something long and complicated, and incomprehensible - it is necessary to wait, bother. And to say: "You are very smart and mighty!", And show the burst plate. If you still show tits with a bonus - all the simple mechanics works at all with a bang! The guy immediately thinks: "I am smart and mighty. There are borsch. Here there are tits. Well, how is it all honest ** smiling! ". And urchae, sho that cat is located on the sofa. So everything is simple, young lady. Use! :)By Sergey Shvaratsky, http://utro-vecher.livejournal.com/